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What was the most outrageous lie you believed as a child?

I just remembered that when I was two I asked my dad if I caught a bird at the park could I keep it, and my dad said "If you can catch it? Suuuure." I really believed I could do it, and would run and run chasing them.
(Feb 7, 2025 01:29 AM)Lowkey Wrote:  Angels and demons weren't real.

Then I grew up and wow.

"Don't do a dox / deep dive on the vatican" they said

"It's probably lame" they said

Link your finds, please!

For me, I suppose Santa or the Tooth Fairy.
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(Feb 7, 2025 10:13 PM)Zher0 Wrote:  Link your finds, please!

For me, I suppose Santa or the Tooth Fairy.

I don't think he will link his finds.
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the St. Patrick's Day leprechaun. I always looked for that green bastard in the sky on a fucking rainbow raining down fucking gold. I hate that fucking bastard now.
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Probably that working hard in a real job (manual labour),buying a home in my hometown, paying taxes and being a law-abiding citizen was the key to success.

When I visit my land of birth I feel sorry to those who listened to the career advisors in schools

(Feb 8, 2025 01:42 AM)Lowkey Wrote:  I'm not sure it would be legally sound.

I want in on this.
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(Feb 8, 2025 02:19 AM)7 Wrote:  Probably that working hard in a real job (manual labour),buying a home in my hometown, paying taxes and being a law-abiding citizen was the key to success.

When I visit my land of birth I feel sorry to those who listened to the career advisors in schools


I want in on this.

Yeah the richest guy I know parlayed all his years as a burglar into owning brothels and strip clubs. 😆 A career advisor at school can't really say that though.
(Feb 8, 2025 04:54 AM)The Pact Wrote:  Yeah the richest guy I know parlayed all his years as a burglar into owning brothels and strip clubs. 😆 A career advisor at school can't really say that though.

Exactly, this is what i'm saying.
Even if the kid stole her wallet whilst checking her up and down figuring her value.
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(Feb 7, 2025 09:45 PM)The Pact Wrote:  I just remembered that when I was two I asked my dad if I caught a bird at the park could I keep it, and my dad said "If you can catch it? Suuuure." I really believed I could do it, and would run and run chasing them.

Did you ever get one of dem birds?
(Feb 8, 2025 01:26 PM)⁠Cammy Wrote:  That you can be anything you want

Yeah, that one is so fucking stupid.
(Feb 7, 2025 01:29 AM)Lowkey Wrote:  Angels and demons weren't real.

Then I grew up and wow.

"Don't do a dox / deep dive on the vatican" they said

"It's probably lame" they said

This completely interests me , curious what you found lol
(Feb 9, 2025 04:33 AM)Lowkey Wrote:  Many folks are! But - sorry special agent john doe I can not share.

You know how it goes.

Haha just kidding, it was basically all just about old world groups / nonsense about occult teachings and holy smokes... the "saint george" stuff was interesting. When I tell you that rabbit hole was wild...

Lots of re-written stories in parts of the bible and other religious texts + the international templar corporation stuff, the list goes on and I'd rather not bore you.

Good video on it here actually if you wanted more info

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Insanity and i love it all , yes i'm an fbi fed selling osrs gp :P
(Feb 7, 2025 08:26 PM)Pr0m3th3us Wrote:  My dad told me I would catch more fish if I got good grades….what a load of crap.

Of course your dad would tell you that if you'd got better grades, you could rearrange that into a load of carp.

Most outrageous lie I believed as a child was probably the one about mummy taking a nap with a bottle of vodka at 11am being quite normal. When I was about 5 I tried some of her 'medicine' to see what it tasted like. Not good, was the answer.
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