Apr 1, 2025 10:19 AM
(This post was last modified: Apr 1, 2025 10:19 AM by Tyr.)
Greetings, fellow members of this fine community,
As the proud new owner of this forum (I acquired the domain, but let's not talk about how that happened – it's a bit of a story), I’m reaching out to request your input on something important. You see, I’m currently attempting to train a new Large Language Model (LLM) for Money Forums. However, I know absolutely nothing about this site’s culture, so could someone please provide me with a detailed breakdown of what the average HF member is like? From my preliminary research, I’ve discovered that the average post is somewhere between "how do I hack this" and "how do I make a million dollars in 5 minutes"... but I need more data. We’re using applied behavioral conditioning from posts dating back to 2008, so please make sure to mention whether you prefer your memes in JPEG or GIF format for proper LLM training.
Also, I’m currently negotiating with the legendary forum owner (you know him as Omniscient) – or maybe it’s a her? (I’ve been on the XMR and moonshine lately, apologies) – and we're contemplating integrating an agile development model to revolutionize forum interaction. All threads will now require XMR for bumping, because who needs USD when you can use privacy-focused cryptocurrency? In the near future, you might even have to pay in XMR to post a meme. No exceptions.
As you may know, my vast background in unspecified industries and the fact that I’ve been pardoned by President Trump puts me in a unique position to bring fresh, innovative changes. Also, fun fact: we’re about to launch a feature where your entire profile will be accessible only via the TOR network, because what better way to create a sense of digital mystery and suspense?
When the alpha version of Money Forums is officially de-listed from the deep web (don’t ask why, we’re still waiting for some bureaucratic red tape to clear), we’ll be partnering with top contributors to work on “premium” features based on lessons learned from old Hack Forums posts. And just to keep it historical, every forum award will now be a WWI-era coin or a rare denomination from some obscure European country. No more boring crypto for rewards, only vintage collectibles—because who doesn’t want to flex with a 1917 German Reichsmark, right?
Thank you for your cooperation and trust during this exciting new chapter.
Sincerely,
Your future new owner,
Ross Ulbricht
(Definitely not a clone or a bot)
P.S. Watch out for our “Q4 2025” feature: mandatory password resets, but only if you can recite a quote from The Matrix. Get ready, it’s going to be wild.
As the proud new owner of this forum (I acquired the domain, but let's not talk about how that happened – it's a bit of a story), I’m reaching out to request your input on something important. You see, I’m currently attempting to train a new Large Language Model (LLM) for Money Forums. However, I know absolutely nothing about this site’s culture, so could someone please provide me with a detailed breakdown of what the average HF member is like? From my preliminary research, I’ve discovered that the average post is somewhere between "how do I hack this" and "how do I make a million dollars in 5 minutes"... but I need more data. We’re using applied behavioral conditioning from posts dating back to 2008, so please make sure to mention whether you prefer your memes in JPEG or GIF format for proper LLM training.
Also, I’m currently negotiating with the legendary forum owner (you know him as Omniscient) – or maybe it’s a her? (I’ve been on the XMR and moonshine lately, apologies) – and we're contemplating integrating an agile development model to revolutionize forum interaction. All threads will now require XMR for bumping, because who needs USD when you can use privacy-focused cryptocurrency? In the near future, you might even have to pay in XMR to post a meme. No exceptions.
As you may know, my vast background in unspecified industries and the fact that I’ve been pardoned by President Trump puts me in a unique position to bring fresh, innovative changes. Also, fun fact: we’re about to launch a feature where your entire profile will be accessible only via the TOR network, because what better way to create a sense of digital mystery and suspense?
When the alpha version of Money Forums is officially de-listed from the deep web (don’t ask why, we’re still waiting for some bureaucratic red tape to clear), we’ll be partnering with top contributors to work on “premium” features based on lessons learned from old Hack Forums posts. And just to keep it historical, every forum award will now be a WWI-era coin or a rare denomination from some obscure European country. No more boring crypto for rewards, only vintage collectibles—because who doesn’t want to flex with a 1917 German Reichsmark, right?
Thank you for your cooperation and trust during this exciting new chapter.
Sincerely,
Your future new owner,
Ross Ulbricht
(Definitely not a clone or a bot)
P.S. Watch out for our “Q4 2025” feature: mandatory password resets, but only if you can recite a quote from The Matrix. Get ready, it’s going to be wild.
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