[Seaking]

Already approved to own a group.


Look i've got this box full of stuff. Kind of a mystery, and it could absolutely be your box of mystery.
What kind of stuff do you collect? Nerd things man / woman, thank you for asking.
I've got stuff ranging from old computers / parts, to video games, to books, to unreleased pictures of white house scandals, to...well just about anything.

Over the years i've put random items in a box in my basement for safe keeping. I think it's finally time everything got a new home.

Ok so now you're interested in this box. I know, it's very tempting. It can be yours - for a group.

And just to be clear, not everything i've listed or own will be in this box. This is my "I wonder what's in this box" box. Pictures of said box will be provided to the interested parties (fully closed of course).

Shoot me your address and i'll ship the box to you. Insured and everything.

If new group is acquired from this it will be named Hijinx.

That is all.

[neiqhtworks.]

I mean who could turn this down

[_V0X]

I am willing to part ways with my local narcotics anonymous group for this box.

[Grim]

Never underestimate the power of the mystery box

[Seaking]

I mean who could turn this down

Exactly. This could be anything. This is your chance to make HF history. Imagine doing this deal and never telling people what you got. You could walk away with some crazy stuff and go down a legend on HF, possibly. That's the allure of the Mystery Box.

I am willing to part ways with my local narcotics anonymous group for this box.

Anything assists thank you.

Never underestimate the power of the mystery box

Imagine something you've always wanted, now imagine the worst things possible, and know know this box could contain anything between those things. It's absurd.

[Binance]

you son of a bitch

[Seaking]

you son of a bitch

Listen, i've heard from everyone at this point. "I want the box" "No man, like seriously, what's in the box?" "Who are you?" "What?" and other interesting things. I promise you wont regret making this deal. This box of mystery could be YOUR box of mystery.

[Terry A. Davis]

Listen, i've heard from everyone at this point. "I want the box" "No man, like seriously, what's in the box?" "Who are you?" "What?" and other interesting things. I promise you wont regret making this deal. This box of mystery could be YOUR box of mystery.

Is there a possibility that there is a boat in the box Lois?

[Seaking]

Is there a possibility that there is a boat in the box Lois?

I know how much you'd like a boat, and you know what? If I had put a boat away I would of stored it in that box. You can find out - for a group.

[Terry A. Davis]

I know how much you'd like a boat, and you know what? If I had put a boat away I would of stored it in that box. You can find out - for a group.

If I had one, I'd call it M'Dick.

Then I could tell people: "How does it feel to ride M'Dick"

[Ash Ketchum]

im just sold on the box how much?

[Seaking]

im just sold on the box how much?

And therein lies the value of the Mystery Box. You can't buy this item. No amount of physical cash can be spent to acquire it. Instead it can be bartered for just like the good old days your grandparents keep telling you exists. I will exchange this box to Omni himself if he wishes to barter me a group for it, or another owner of a group here can relinquish the reins of authority over the group and feel the overpowering intrigue and bewilderment that will find you when in possession of the Mystery Box.

[Binance]

And therein lies the value of the Mystery Box. You can't buy this item. No amount of physical cash can be spent to acquire it. Instead it can be bartered for just like the good old days your grandparents keep telling you exists. I will exchange this box to Omni himself if he wishes to barter me a group for it, or another owner of a group here can relinquish the reins of authority over the group and feel the overpowering intrigue and bewilderment that will find you when in possession of the Mystery Box.

I'll give you TWO mystery boxes for your group once you get one.
double the mystery
double the box.

do they work together?
are they separate?
is there money in the box?
secrets?
unknown?

[Seaking]

I'll give you TWO mystery boxes for your group once you get one.
double the mystery
double the box.

do they work together?
are they separate?
is there money in the box?
secrets?
unknown?

Listen we could trade our boxes for groups until everything on hackfourms itself is valued solely by the mystery of our boxes, but im not looking to let the value of this box slide so fast. I hold steadfast that this box is definitely a Mystery Box, and you will get it.

[4chan.org/b/]

an old hard drive with bitcoin in it? hell yeah