[Uncle Joe]

How I SE'd My Principle

This is a guide that I meant to post a while ago, but I never. Its about how I got unsuspended from school the first day the suspension started. First you are probably wondering why I would want to get unsuspended, well it was an in-school suspension, and it really gets to you after a while(TRUST ME, I KNOW).

This is a Step-by-step process.

So lets get to it:

~Step-1:
When you are in trouble or suspended in my case, chances are you will be sent to the principle office. When you are, your gonna want to try to seem worried as you might already be.

~Step-2:
Now that you are in the detention room, or whatever the place is, lets just call it isolation. So chances are using logic, your principle,teacher or staff of the school will be checking up on you. Every time they do you want to keep acting like your worried about something, as if your missing a family event or a sports event.

~Step-3:
Once you have established you are sure the teacher knows that you are worried about something, you want to tell them that you are supposed to be at an important family event. Lets just say a funeral.

~Step-4:
So now that the teacher knows that you are supposed to be at a funeral, you will need to tell them it starts at a specific time, this doesn't matter, but lets just say 12:00(Or lunch time for most schools). So the teacher will probably mention this to your principle, and they will most likely need to confirm your story, so before the day of your suspension your gonna want to get a loyal friend or maybe a sibling to be around, because you are gonna call them, you just need to make sure they can fake a parent voice.

~Step-5:
Now you are talking to your friend, and the principle needs to speak with him/her, MAKE SURE NOT TO CALL THEM BY THERE NAME JUST CALL THEM MOM OR DAD. Now that your story is confirmed you are pretty much home free. But not yet.

~Step-6:
So if everything above has now worked, you will basically ask the principle if you can go wait by the entrance for your "Mom", or "Dad". As soon as the lunch bell rings, just leave, and now you have just pulled a wool over the principles eyes.
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Ending/Important notes:

Important:
~This will work the best in a large school, as the principle will have a lot to deal with and will be distracted.

~Make sure your friend/sibling is finished school, so they wont be suspended for answering a phone in class.

Regular:
~This usually is a one time thing so make it good.

~This is also for those 1 day suspensions, because a funeral doesn't exactly take a week long.

I hope I helped you with this guide, and please keep on the look out for more, because I am always SEing.

[Oprah Winfrey]

Meh, I guess this could help SOME people ..

How about you just don't be a dumbass and not get suspended, lol.

Also, you spelt *PRINCIPAL wrong :| .

[f1sh]

School ends at 2:30 (at least for me it does) what's the point of waiting all the way until 12, just wait it out. =\ Nevertheless, I am assuming it will help someone, good job.

[Ph1sh]

I used to just call myself and say I need to use the restroom.
lol.

[.crudd™]

yahh but saying your missing a funeral is pretty up there .. plus my teachers have such a bad rep with me they wont beileve a bullshit word that comes out of my mouth..

Thats why you write a fake note from your parents saying you wont be in school for a few days!

It worked for me and a couple friends for 3 DAYS! lol!

[Uncle Joe]

At SEJon:
A red underline didn't come up when I wrote it.
At Warlock:
Its no, we want out now,,,lol
At xDREYx:
That works to i guess.

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Anyone else wanna comment>?

[Ph1sh]

This is SE and all, but its too general at school, so not that hacking related.

[Uncle Joe]

This is SE and all, but its too general at school, so not that hacking related.

Well as you said, its SE, not hacking.

[Ph1sh]

Well as you said, its SE, not hacking.

I know. But its too directly corrolating with a non-hacking item. Its not general enough to be an SE hacking guide, and as this is the hacking ForumSection it shouldn't be here.

[Bill Murray.]

Preettty sick,

Ima do it

[KingofSton]

This could work for some people. But wouldn't they just call the number they have on file to reach your parents? lol.
And if you were missing a funeral in the first place, why even come to school?

[Uncle Joe]

This could work for some people. But wouldn't they just call the number they have on file to reach your parents? lol.
And if you were missing a funeral in the first place, why even come to school?

1. answer=Thats why it works best in a big school, so they are distracted
2. The funeral could start at a specific time.

@Ursa, It works, and people also think so. Why shouldn't it be here?

[Zpirit]

i was suspended for 3 weeks for calling a polish helper teacher a prototute in polish and having a fight with this boy and i finnaly won by hitting him acrros the head with a chair

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this guide licks arse no offence

[Uncle Joe]

i was suspended for 3 weeks for calling a polish helper teacher a prototute in polish and having a fight with this boy and i finnaly won by hitting him acrros the head with a chair

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this guide licks arse no offence

Lol, well thats funny.

[d35i9n]

lol nice read. I would of never thought of it