[deknarf]

For everyone that wants hackpacks / compilations of files / free offers:

OMGWAIT!

Download VMWare:

Code

http://www.vmware.com/products/desktop_virtualization/workstation/overview.html

Install it using one of these serials: (These will work with VMware Workstation 9)

Code

ZF198-2YZ16-0853Y-MMYNZ-XUHA4 | VU782-8HD8L-085DP-ZENXX-WLKYF | VZ71A-F2X9K-08DXP-7MYEV-MGR86 | GZ34R-26WEJ-085MP-N7XZX-ZYRE2 | FY7TR-06D9J-H84JP-JQP5G-YQ2F6 | AV7TK-6YW5H-481MY-LZQGT-QPAA6 | UV35R-DJG43-0850Y-KFXGX-QFUE2 | ZU3H2-8UX0H-080MQ-F6MQ9-NVAG6 | YF7XA-4VFE1-H8DRQ-Z7ZXG-N6HC2 | UV7H0-4QW12-480TQ-6FY5T-MU082 | ZV1H0-0AGEP-4840P-45Z7V-NGHY0 | AA7XU-2WY5N-H8E5Z-06Y5Z-P62X0 | VZ7D0-AMX03-M84VQ-0EW5Z-MFUAF | GF7N2-6FYE0-084RY-6ZWZ9-MKHC4

First set up a workstation!
(you can download a Windows (XP, Vista, 7) installation .iso from any of your favorite torrent tracker/SE)

After you've done all that, hop into your Workstation & Start downloading like crazy :)
You're pretty safe in there. Feel free to "FUSK" that thing up if you'd like.

For more basic tips, check the link in my signature.