[zage]

I don't want to break any rules, so if you want pictures PM me and I'll mail them. Picture of the money is at the bottom post however for proof.

Anyway, I decided to E-whore craigslist this morning for the first time in months, after about 100 replies I found someone who was gullible enough to e-whore, he lived sortish near me (about 1 hour) so after I got him to pay $20 for a few pics, I told him that my E-whore and her lesbian GF do meet ups for $500 a night.

He wanted proof so I sent him a photoshopped imaged of the girl holding up a sign. Thinking I fooled him I set up a date with him later during the day and gave him instructions on where to put the money (under a rock behind my apartment complex) and meet me across the street inside a 711. He was sketchy so he wanted me to text his number number with another pic, which I did. but I accidentally photoshopped the same image I gave him last time again, and resent it to hi, and he knew it was fake then.

This is where thins get weird.

He raged at me, saying that I wasted his time and his gas and basically said hes reporting me to the police.

Then I said word for word "Yeah, because you would go to the police and complain about almost buying a prostitute off craigslist." This is the last thing I've ever said to him

He started to freak out, thinking that what he did was being recorded and that he was on one of those "to catch a predator" shows. He begged me to let him go and that he would do anything, but I just kept deleting his texts and refusing to respond to him, thinking that hes a waste of time and there was no money to be had.

Then he texts me "Ok I left $500 under the rock, don't tell anyone don't arrest me please man"

I still haven't texted him and he stopped texting me.

Proof: https://i.imgur.com/BLWhZkx.jpg

Its a really funny story and I just felt like I had to share 👍

[pBot]

Congrats. Nice work. Kinda feel had for the dude though 

[1oey]

Bahhaaahahaha that is amazing!
:) Keep up the good shit, dood.

[Tiki]

Lol this must have been the most easiest money ever made E-Whoring. Talk about auto-pilot the buyer blackmailing himself. This is amazing lol 🤝

[ScriptKat]

This is freaking hilarious. Congrats on the money as well! I can't stop laughing at the thought of this scenario lmaooo

[๖ۣۜDeαdWαlker]

Sounds like he wanted to catch you, think of it like this, maybe the guy was waiting to see when you come to take it so later on he could find you? Or maybe he looked at your face so he could go to the police. Dude.... I would be careful if I were you.

[iitzgxzz]

wow you are the luckiest MF ever . Wish i had your luck.

[Racr]

I find it hard to believe, but if it's true that's awesome.
Does he know that it was your apartment he put the money behind???

[Snaow]

hahaha OP you're a lucky bastard! easiest 500$ ever!

[Unrep]

Whatever you do, do not go looking for $500 under that rock.

[1oey]

Did he send the picture of the money?
OR did you go get the money? i thought you got it V.V

[Suboptimal]

Did you already took the money under the rock?

If not, I would not do it at daylight. :D

[zage]

I already got it, I waited till aroud midnight when he said he left and picked it up, the pic at the end of the post is me with it.

[sexybuur]

hahahha i lol'd nice going bro.
you are every lucky

[z_Fox]

wow thats so cool.. i would be scared to take the money.