[Organism]

Oh what is this I seem to have found an interesting story.

"Subway Worker Puts His Penis On Bread, Another Freezes Urine At Work"

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This photo was posted and then deleted from Instagram with a caption, “My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today.”
A Subway “sandwich artist” admitted today to putting his penis on the store’s sandwich bread and posting the photo on Instagram.

The bombshell comes after HuffPost Weird News received several photos posted by two men in Columbus, Ohio, who work for the restaurant chain. Their Twitter and Instagram pages are festooned with photos of their exploits (see below). In several photos, Subway’s signature bread is shaped into penises.

One of the men, Cameron Boggs, admitted on Instagram that “today at work I froze my pee” in a water bottle.

Boggs posted — and later deleted — the most incriminating photo, which depicts a man rubbing his genitalia on foot-long bread. It was posted on Instagram by username “weedpriest” with a caption that reads, “My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today.”

In an exclusive interview with HuffPost Weird News, Ian Jett copped to defiling the footlong, but denied doing the dirty deed at work.

“I would never do that at work — it was at home,” he said. “This isn’t something I’d ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke.”

[Gооn]

Lol, I feel bad for the person who ate that and burped.

[Vᴇᴀxᴏʀᴇ]

Well he denied to do it at subway. If I was his boss I'd probably fire him anyway. Which kind of sick fucking joke is that? No customer want's your "footlong"...

[Organism]

Well he denied to do it at subway. If I was his boss I'd probably fire him anyway. Which kind of sick fucking joke is that? No customer want's your "footlong"...

Oh I see what you did there "footlong" I FEEL YOUR DRIFT. Hahah.

[mbford]

So the dick on the bread I 'understand', it's fucking stupid, but at least there is a reason, but the freezing urine??

[Wonders]

Lol pretty fucked up, hope he gets fired although he is stating he did that at home.

[Lordflasheart]

Why would you do this to someone's food, hope no-one ate the bread.

Lol pretty fucked up, hope he gets fired although he is stating he did that at home.

The two workers were both fired thankfully.