Oct 9, 2013 02:48 PM
(This post was last modified: Mar 12, 2014 07:52 PM by BTNH.)
Background
I'm done with school. I have a lot of free time lately, which is spent on coding, playstation 3, and netflix. So I might as well use some of the talents I've developed through my experience with dozens of writing assignments. I wrote countless essays in high school and college, often at the last second, usually 3-5 pages in under an hour and got consistent A's and B's. Note that I did get B's. Sometimes the grader is more important than the paper, so keep that in mind.
I'm offering this service to people who are:
-bad at English
-lazy
-wealthy
-human
If you are one or more of the above, perhaps this is for you. If you've been assigned an essay for some class that you don't want to do for any reason, and are willing to pay someone to do it for you, I will do it! I am fluent in English and have grammatical skills that Jesus would kill for.
What is the service for, specifically?
The offered service is mostly going to be for English/History/Philosophy essays (Up to 8 page length), but if you need poetry, rap, haikus, or anything similar, I can probably do that for you too. I've been writing rap for years, so it's not difficult for me to put together intricate rhymes, sophisticated analogies and metaphors, and even genuine hip-hop flavor you wouldn't normally expect from someone writing English essays. On top of it all, I can usually do it rather quickly.
Prices?
Price will be negotiated depending on page length, difficulty of the topic, how much time is allocated, etc. The average essay, writing assignment, project, etc (3-8 pages) will cost anywhere from $20-250. For lengthy university papers, especially with less time to do it, it will cost more. But expect $50-120 for most higher-level essays. $250 is a high price, and I've never charged that high for anything, but it's there for someone who wants an 8 page paper done in 6 hours or something.
What makes this service better than the rest?
Something other similar service providers might not offer, which I definitely can, is flexibility as a writer. If you want an essay that doesn't sound completely formal and grammatical (to convince readers that you didn't have someone else write it), I can do that. Just let me know exactly how you want it done. I will pose as anything from a foreign point of view, to a professional author, to a government official, to a simple historian, to a racist or ignorant high school student, to a ghetto junkie if it suits you.
I also would prefer to know what kind of grader you have or are expecting, so I know who to appeal to and what level of professionalism is expected.
Of course, it has to be reasonable. If you want the tone of someone working with the government, you can't expect me to have the exact vocabulary of an agent or something. Make sure it's at least feasible, and I will probably be able to get it done. If it takes a day or two to learn, I may be up for it. After all, there's nothing lost for me, if I'm learning something new.
Rules
1) You must allow sufficient time for the essay to be completed. Minimum of 72 hours given to me with all details of the finished work/prompt/rules/etc. All special rules must be specified with enough time left to produce a quality piece of work. Don't make it impossible for me. Chances are, I will be done in less than 24-48 hours. But make sure I have enough time in case problems occur.
2) Don't expect an essay written up unless we have spoken and the payment has been confirmed.
3) If there is a book that has to be read, there's a chance I've already read it. However, let me know as soon as possible, and I will see if I can still provide the service.
3) Accepting Paypal or Payza payments only. Preferably verified accounts.
4) No refunds after essay is completed and sent. I don't start writing until the payment is received and verified. Otherwise, it's not worth my time to risk writing the essay for nothing.
Limited Time Offers
How about a back-to-school sale? The first 3 essays requested are only $15. Must be 3 pages or less, no book required. First come, first serve. When this message is
gone, the offer is over.
One essay and one question-response assignment bought.
One more $15 offer left.
Vouches
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I'm done with school. I have a lot of free time lately, which is spent on coding, playstation 3, and netflix. So I might as well use some of the talents I've developed through my experience with dozens of writing assignments. I wrote countless essays in high school and college, often at the last second, usually 3-5 pages in under an hour and got consistent A's and B's. Note that I did get B's. Sometimes the grader is more important than the paper, so keep that in mind.
I'm offering this service to people who are:
-bad at English
-lazy
-wealthy
-human
If you are one or more of the above, perhaps this is for you. If you've been assigned an essay for some class that you don't want to do for any reason, and are willing to pay someone to do it for you, I will do it! I am fluent in English and have grammatical skills that Jesus would kill for.
What is the service for, specifically?
The offered service is mostly going to be for English/History/Philosophy essays (Up to 8 page length), but if you need poetry, rap, haikus, or anything similar, I can probably do that for you too. I've been writing rap for years, so it's not difficult for me to put together intricate rhymes, sophisticated analogies and metaphors, and even genuine hip-hop flavor you wouldn't normally expect from someone writing English essays. On top of it all, I can usually do it rather quickly.
Prices?
Price will be negotiated depending on page length, difficulty of the topic, how much time is allocated, etc. The average essay, writing assignment, project, etc (3-8 pages) will cost anywhere from $20-250. For lengthy university papers, especially with less time to do it, it will cost more. But expect $50-120 for most higher-level essays. $250 is a high price, and I've never charged that high for anything, but it's there for someone who wants an 8 page paper done in 6 hours or something.
What makes this service better than the rest?
Something other similar service providers might not offer, which I definitely can, is flexibility as a writer. If you want an essay that doesn't sound completely formal and grammatical (to convince readers that you didn't have someone else write it), I can do that. Just let me know exactly how you want it done. I will pose as anything from a foreign point of view, to a professional author, to a government official, to a simple historian, to a racist or ignorant high school student, to a ghetto junkie if it suits you.
I also would prefer to know what kind of grader you have or are expecting, so I know who to appeal to and what level of professionalism is expected.
Of course, it has to be reasonable. If you want the tone of someone working with the government, you can't expect me to have the exact vocabulary of an agent or something. Make sure it's at least feasible, and I will probably be able to get it done. If it takes a day or two to learn, I may be up for it. After all, there's nothing lost for me, if I'm learning something new.
Rules
1) You must allow sufficient time for the essay to be completed. Minimum of 72 hours given to me with all details of the finished work/prompt/rules/etc. All special rules must be specified with enough time left to produce a quality piece of work. Don't make it impossible for me. Chances are, I will be done in less than 24-48 hours. But make sure I have enough time in case problems occur.
2) Don't expect an essay written up unless we have spoken and the payment has been confirmed.
3) If there is a book that has to be read, there's a chance I've already read it. However, let me know as soon as possible, and I will see if I can still provide the service.
3) Accepting Paypal or Payza payments only. Preferably verified accounts.
4) No refunds after essay is completed and sent. I don't start writing until the payment is received and verified. Otherwise, it's not worth my time to risk writing the essay for nothing.
Limited Time Offers
How about a back-to-school sale? The first 3 essays requested are only $15. Must be 3 pages or less, no book required. First come, first serve. When this message is
gone, the offer is over.
One essay and one question-response assignment bought.
One more $15 offer left.
Vouches
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