Well when you want to become hacker. You must know how fitting in very good, because you might end up doxed or swatted.
Choosing a Name:
Choosing a handle over the internet is utterly crucial. For fame and anonymity reasons.
Like mine, if you add "TheGod" at the end of your username, you immdiately gain 26 points in the hacker community. All of the best hackers in the world have "TheGod" at the end of their usernames, so why haven't you?
Also don't be a noob, YOU MUST ADD, ๖ۣۜ and ™ because these are essential.
Like for example, ๖ۣۜr00tTheGod™ - see how great that is? It also shows how skilled the user
is in hacking. It's kinda like having a firewall around your name fowarding port 8080, you'll
get all of the e-hoes and e-bitches and may even establish an internet relationship if you're lucky. Internet girlfriends are the best girlfriends, remember that.
How to make a group:
Well once you're a hacker you most likely want to role in a group. So how do you start? Well it's easy, you just need to pick something... like hmm... like "Laugh" and then add "Sec" to it, so you get: LaughSec.
Having *Sec at the end of your name, or "lulz" or anything is great. It increases your hacker repetition, remember the most famous "hackers" are the best hackers!
Hacker Techniques
Rofl who needs to be able to cause a stack overflow? or format strings, ha! those are really out of date! Real hackers use methods such as "doxing" "swatting" and "jacking" and social engineering.
Social engineering, doxing, jacking - are the real hacker methods, that REAL hackers use. You must know this. Oh don't forget your web app attacks, XSS, SQLi. These are the best hacker techniques. Once you know all of them then you can call yourself a real hacker. A hacker that doesn't know how to Jack accounts or swatt people aren't even hackers, they are what you called script kiddies, remember that.
Also if you are feeling angry at someone, the best insult to use is "your a skid" don't use you're, because that is totally unnecessary.
Now you know what to do, learn the techniques above because they are what you become an elite skilled respected hacker.
Final Words
Remember, if you want to find the real best hackers -- THEY ARE ALL ON TWITTER! You should do keyword searches like "*sec", "doxed" "jacked", "xss'd", etc. You'll find them. They sometimes like to use doge jokes, doge jokes are really funny also. Also using sarcasm makes you fit in.
Protip: you aren't a real hacker, if you aren't big on twitter.
Part 2 will come soon!
Choosing a Name:
Choosing a handle over the internet is utterly crucial. For fame and anonymity reasons.
Like mine, if you add "TheGod" at the end of your username, you immdiately gain 26 points in the hacker community. All of the best hackers in the world have "TheGod" at the end of their usernames, so why haven't you?
Also don't be a noob, YOU MUST ADD, ๖ۣۜ and ™ because these are essential.
Like for example, ๖ۣۜr00tTheGod™ - see how great that is? It also shows how skilled the user
is in hacking. It's kinda like having a firewall around your name fowarding port 8080, you'll
get all of the e-hoes and e-bitches and may even establish an internet relationship if you're lucky. Internet girlfriends are the best girlfriends, remember that.
How to make a group:
Well once you're a hacker you most likely want to role in a group. So how do you start? Well it's easy, you just need to pick something... like hmm... like "Laugh" and then add "Sec" to it, so you get: LaughSec.
Having *Sec at the end of your name, or "lulz" or anything is great. It increases your hacker repetition, remember the most famous "hackers" are the best hackers!
Hacker Techniques
Rofl who needs to be able to cause a stack overflow? or format strings, ha! those are really out of date! Real hackers use methods such as "doxing" "swatting" and "jacking" and social engineering.
Social engineering, doxing, jacking - are the real hacker methods, that REAL hackers use. You must know this. Oh don't forget your web app attacks, XSS, SQLi. These are the best hacker techniques. Once you know all of them then you can call yourself a real hacker. A hacker that doesn't know how to Jack accounts or swatt people aren't even hackers, they are what you called script kiddies, remember that.
Also if you are feeling angry at someone, the best insult to use is "your a skid" don't use you're, because that is totally unnecessary.
Now you know what to do, learn the techniques above because they are what you become an elite skilled respected hacker.
Final Words
Remember, if you want to find the real best hackers -- THEY ARE ALL ON TWITTER! You should do keyword searches like "*sec", "doxed" "jacked", "xss'd", etc. You'll find them. They sometimes like to use doge jokes, doge jokes are really funny also. Also using sarcasm makes you fit in.
Protip: you aren't a real hacker, if you aren't big on twitter.
Part 2 will come soon!