[Vxncent]

Post a word and I will link it to the Illuminati

Example:
"Done"
Done is 4 letters long
so is cunt
cunt = c u next tuesday
tuesday is a day in the week
the week is 7 days long
7 + 3 = 10
illuminati is 10 letters long
done = illuminati

Ones I've completed so far:
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"Cloudy"
the sky is cloudy
the sky is world wide
nothing else is world wide
except the world wide web
illuminati use the world wide web
cloudy = illuminati

"Hippopotamus"
hippopotamus is an animal
lions are an animal
animals are kept in a zoo
zoos are run by people
illuminati are people
hippopotamus = illuminati

"Swag"
if you have swag you're cool
hackforums is cool
hackforums has swag
hackforums also has a user called illuminati
illuminati is on hackforums so he is cool
cool = swag
illuminati = cool
swag = illuminati

"Black Soul"
black is opposite to white
white people run the KKK
KKK is a secret organisation
illuminati is a secret organisation
KKK = illuminati
Black Soul = KKK
Black Soul = Illuminati

"HackForums"
hackforums was created my omni
omni is 4 letters long
so is food
food is consumed by people
people use hackforums
illuminati is people
illuminati uses hackforums
hackforums = illuminati

"Wedding"
the process where two people get married
the women received a ring
a ring is round
the eye on the illuminati triangle is round
wedding = illuminati

"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a lung disease
lung cancer is a lung disease
cancer is 6 letters long
lung is 4 letters long
6 + 4 = 10
illuminati is 10 letters long
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis = illuminati

"Illuminati"
illuminati contains all the letters used in the word illuminati
illuminati is 10 letters long
10 / 2 = 5
5 x 100 / 100 = 5
5 x 2 = 10
illuminati is 10 letters long
illuminati = illuminati

"Nature"
grass is nature
grass is green
green is a colour
there is over 100 colours
100 is a number
so is 10
my sister is 10
my sister is in the illuminati
nature = illuminati

"Taylor Gang"
2 words taylor and gang
taylor is in a gang
taylor is 6 letters long
gang is 4 letters long
6 + 4 = 10
my uncle is 10
my uncle died at 10 years old
illuminati is 10 letters long
Taylor Gang = Illuminati

"Intrixion"
9 letters long
not in the dictionary
dictionary is 10 letters long
so does paedophile
my uncle was a paedophile
my uncle died because of this
my uncle was only 10
illuminati is 10 letters long
my uncle = illuminati
Intrixion = illuminati

"Saadi"
l33t member on hackforums
hackforums is a l33t forum
illuminati use a forum to communicate
communication is the way we are able to make sense of each other as humans
humans run illuminati
Saadi = illuminati

"Hopsin"
hopsin is a rapper
my mars bar came in a wrapper
mars bar is made from chocolate
chocolate is a food
people eat food
illuminati is people
hopsin = illuminati

"Chills"
ice blocks chill
ice blocks are made of liquid
liquid is a substance
substances are science
science is a subject at school
school teaches you stuff
teachers teach you science
science is atoms
atoms make up all of matter
illuminati is a part of matter
illuminati is made of atoms
chills = illuminati

"IcYSeptember"
september is a month
april is also a month
i was born in april
it's not very icy in april
ice is a substance made of water
water is a liquid substance which is drunk my humans
illuminati = humans
IcYSeptember = illuminati

"Amaze"
short for amazing
the queen elizabeth is amazing
queen elizabeth is royal
lorde singe royals
lorde is from new zealand
new zealand is a country
countries are parts of the world
illuminati is run in a country in the world
amaze = illuminati

"Omniscent"
means to know everything
god knows everything
god backwards is dog
dog is an animal
animals can be dangerous
illuminati can be dangerous
omniscent = illuminati

"supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
big word used in a movie
movies are entertainment
entertainment isn't free
living isn't free
illuminati lives
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious = illuminati

"hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"
means to fear long words
fear is to be scared
clowns are scary
clowns dress up in a costume
costumes are items of clothing
clothing is worn by people
illuminati is run by people
hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia = illuminati

"Nothing"
without something, everything is nothing
everything is 12 letters long
i used to be 12 years old
12 years ago hackforums wasn't created
hackforums is a website
illuminati uses websites
nothing = illuminati

"schlong"
schlong is a penis with a fairly good length
length is a unit of measurement
measurement is used to build a house
houses are where people live
illuminati are people
illuminati lives in houses
schlong = illuminati

"Vito Scaletta"
character on mafia 3
mafia is a video game
games are made to entertain people
people need to be entertained
illuminati are people
illuminati need to be entertained
Vito Scaletta = illuminati

"Rooter"
contains the word root
root is when you frickle frack someone
frick frack = make the sex
sex is pleasure
pleasure is an 8 letter word
2 people have sex for pleasure
8 + 2 = 10
illuminati is 10 letters long
rooter = illuminati

"Chief Keef"
a chief of the police force is the leader
leader is a 6 letter word
so is monkey
monkeys get diseases
chlamydia is a disease
my mum has chlamydia
my mum also has a daughter
her daughter is 10 years old
illuminati is 10 letters long
Chief Keef = illuminati

"Tutorial"
tutorial is a guide
guides are used to help people
people have silly names
Rockefeller is a silly name
Rockefeller has nothing to do with the illuminati
illuminati = tutorial

"Methylenedioxypyrovalerone"
contains the word meth
meth is a strong drug
drugs are bad
illuminati is bad
methylenedioxypyrovalerone = illuminati

"DELTA"
delta is 5 letters long
money is also 5 letters long
people need money to stay alive
people run illuminati
delta = illuminati

"League of Legends"
trademark of riot games
riots are usually illegal
doing illegal things can put you in jail
jail is a place behind metal bars
metal bars are very strong
illuminati is very strong
league of legends = illuminati

"Terminator"
movie series
series are a sequel of 2 or more
2 is a number
2 x 5 = 10
illuminati is 10 letters long
terminator = illuminati

"Biology"
biology is a study in science
science covers atoms
atoms create all matter
matter is what humans are made of
humans run illuminati
biology = illuminati

"Waffle monger"
waffles are bad for your health
health courses can be studied
studying is how we find information
illuminati knows all your information
waffle monger = illuminati

"Apthen"
sore in your mouth
mouth is used to eat
humans need to eat to survive
illuminati is humans
illuminati eats
illuminati has a chance of having apthen in their mouth
apthen = illuminati

"Psycho"
the act of being out of control
acting is a career
careers earn you money
you need money to live
illuminati lives
psycho = illuminati

"Doge"
famous internet meme
internet is run by people
illuminati is people
illuminati use dogecoin to sell and buy
dogecoin is a crypto currency inspired by doge
illuminati = doge

"Freemasons"
organisation in new zealand
illuminati is an organisation somewhere in the world
the world is a big place made up of countries
illuminati lives in a country
freemasons = illuminati
that was easy

"BART"
character on the simpsons
simpsons are yellow
yellow is a colour
colours are used in the world
illuminati is located in the world
bart = illuminati

"Jeremy"
jeremy clarkson from top gear
top gear is a show in television
television is something human watch
illuminati is humans
jeremy = illuminati

"MILF"
mother i'd like to fuck
fuck is a 4 letter word
dick is also a 4 letter word
dick is used to fuck a milf
illuminati have dicks as they are humans
humans have dicks
humans fuck milf's
illuminati are milf fucking humans
milf = illuminati

"Jubilee"
series of superhero comics
comics are cartoons
cartoons are drawn
illuminati's logo was drawn
jubilee = illuminati

"Pirate"
pirates sail the seas
i get c's in my school grades
school teaches us how to live and get a job
jobs get you money
you need money to live
illuminati lives
pirate = illuminati

"Refrigerator"
cools food down to stay safe
condoms keep your dick safe
dicks are used to make babies
babies grow into men
illuminati is run my men
refrigerator = illuminati

"Roytoy"
Roy's toy
Roy is a name
names are what identifies someone
illuminati is run by someone
roytoy = illuminati

"Davis gang"
contains the word gang
the bloods is a gang
blood is a substance from a human body
illuminati are humans
illuminati bleed this substance
davis gang = illuminati

"Auspicious"
rhymes with suspicious
9/11 was a suspicious terrorist attack
9 + 1 + 1 = 11
the leaf on the canadian flag has 11 points
canada is located on earth
illuminati run the earth
auspicious = illuminati

"Glob"
glob is a php functions [glob()]
php is a back-end coding language
language is the manner in which we speak
illuminati speaks a language
glob = illuminati

"Paedophile"
paedophilia is illegal
illegal is against the law
the law is a set of rules
rules are set by royal people
queen elizabeth is royal
lorde sings royals
lorde is from new zealand
new zealand is a neighbour country of australia
australia lost 3-2 to netherlands in the world cup
netherlands is a prime location for spam bots
illuminati own spam bots
paedophile = illuminati

"antidisestablishmentarianism"
political position in Britain
Britain is a part of the world
the world is big
big is 3 letters long
hackforums is 7 years old
3 + 7 = 10
illuminati is 10 letters long
antidisestablishmentarianism = illuminati

"Socialism"
contains the word social
social is a way of communication
communication is how we learn
learning is knowledge
knowledge is how illuminati stays secret
socialism = illuminati

"Random User"
random choice of a user
random.org gives us a random number
numbers are used in mathematics
mathematic is 10 letters long
so is illuminati
random user = illuminati

"floccinaucinihilipilification"
the act of estimating something as worthless
a women with no tits, vagina and ass is worthless
women contains the word men
illuminati is run by men
floccinaucinihilipilification = illuminati

"Call Of Duty"
shooting video game
people shoot in the army
army is very unsafe
unsafe is the opposite to safe
sex with a condom is safe
illuminati have safe sex thats why they aren't dead
call of duty = illuminati

"Rivaled"
having a rivalry
rivalry is a sport apparel shop
shops is where we buy goods
goods are not bad
illuminati is bad
rivaled = illuminati

"Turtle"
a turtle is an animal with 4 legs
legs make the turtle able to walk
walking is a way to get from one place to another
places are all around the world
so is illuminati
turtle = illuminati

"Matt"
4 letters long
dick is also 4 letters long
matt has a big dick
illuminati is a big organisation
illuminati has big dicks
matt = illuminati

[Sundae]

Taylor Gang, I wonder if you can do it actually lol. I mean its 2 put link them together.

[Chief Mark]

Intrixion, try to make a word with that!

I like Illuminati its so mysterious.

[Cloudy]

Cloudy.

Would love to see this one.

[chr9ped]

I wonder if you can do it with: Hippopotamus
Gonna be fun.

[XxGhostx]

Swag,
Lets see it lol going to be funny

[Vxncent]

"Taylor Gang"
2 words taylor and gang
taylor is in a gang
taylor is 6 letters long
gang is 4 letters long
6 + 4 = 10
my uncle is 10
my uncle died at 10 years old
illuminati is 10 letters long
Taylor Gang = Illuminati

"Intrixion"
9 letters long
not in the dictionary
dictionary is 10 letters long
so does paedophile
my uncle was a paedophile
my uncle died because of this
my uncle was only 10
illuminati is 10 letters long
my uncle = illuminati
Intrixion = illuminati

[wellager]

Do it with my username, pretty sure it's going to be as funny as my grandma's arthritis.

[Reptilian]

LOL. OP can't link those words to the illuminati.

[jsquared]

This is fucking retarded....

Quality posts are quality.

[Mitchell_H]

This should be stupidly fun.

My word is 'HackForums'.

[ASLR]

This is my favorite one..

https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?ti...id38685960

[Strongarm]

"Wedding"

Okay man, go ahead, try it.

[Dave Skylark]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Beat that niqqa.
And yes, it does exist: Link

[Motivаtion]

Link the word Illuminati. Have fun