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I will ingest a penis for 5 dollars. Or perhaps take a silly photo instead.
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Jun 30, 2014 04:29 AM
I am looking to make 5 bucks for the last day of the Steam Summer Sale. I could pay you back tomorrow with interest, or take you an erotic photo of your choice today. This would be over paypal, and I am indeed serious.

Or you know, I could write your name on paper and punch a hole through it if you know what I mean, so you can wear it as your signature.
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Jun 30, 2014 04:32 AM
I hope you are actually kidding, since otherwise you have to go and see a Doctor lol
Goodluck with earning moneym i guess...
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Jun 30, 2014 04:32 AM
I'll give you 5 dollars if you take a clear picture with you holding a sign that says "Lucky Strike's Bitch"
"So the next day, my father went back, only this time with Luca Brasi. Within an hour, he had a signed release for a certified check of $1000."

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Jun 30, 2014 04:33 AM
(Jun 30, 2014 04:32 AM)Luca Brasi Wrote:  I'll give you 5 dollars if you take a clear picture with you holding a sign that says "Lucky Strike's Bitch"

I will take that picture, it will be clear and I will smile like the dirty whore I am.

But first I need 5 dollars. I'm not about to be prostituted around for free.
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Jun 30, 2014 05:04 AM
o_o Is this shit even allowed on HF. Oh well, Good luck making that 5bucks slut lul
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Jun 30, 2014 05:05 AM
I don't think this is even allowed hahahaah, Good luck with your prostitution job!
Be humble.
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Jun 30, 2014 05:05 AM
damn brotha g i hope you're trolling kid, this shit aint allowed on dis forum bro
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Jun 30, 2014 05:25 AM
(Jun 30, 2014 05:05 AM)SafePass Wrote:  damn brotha g i hope you're trolling kid, this shit aint allowed on dis forum bro

Bra i'm offerin a service for money.

I already got a few buyers.
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Jun 30, 2014 07:24 AM (This post was last modified: Jun 30, 2014 07:37 AM by SIM-2114973.)
Good luck with your sales thread rofl
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Jun 30, 2014 10:05 AM
tell me in a few hrs if you still need this.
If you're ever feeling down or need a chat, feel free to pm me or you can add me anonymously on Discord
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Jun 30, 2014 10:08 AM
Vouch for this user. Will buy again soon :)
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Jun 30, 2014 10:25 AM
Vouch for this user, extraordinary male genitalia.
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Jun 30, 2014 03:45 PM
(Jun 30, 2014 10:25 AM)strike325 Wrote:  Vouch for this user, extraordinary male genitalia.

Thanks guys <3 I appreciate all the sales.
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Jun 30, 2014 03:46 PM
I can't believe people do this just for money! Jk, my brother <3
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Jun 30, 2014 03:48 PM
People are actually buying this? I gotta be a pimp here on HF, I guess there's a market for it.
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