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Dec 4, 2014 08:25 PM
Well, I am a Junior in HS, and teach at a local college for my first class.

Well, I am lecturing, and a policeman comes in, and says these exact words: "Alright everyone, get up, leave your stuff and go to the commons area." (Central room. Basically conference room / lobby.)

I went to the commons area, with everyone else, just making jokes with friends, and things, and next thing I know, I feel a hand squeeze my shoulder like he was gonna karate chop me or something. I look up, and a SWAT / DEA looking guy says "Come with me, now."
All my friends looked at me like "Oh my god bro, for real?"
(I am an active marijuana user, and have only had it at school a few times due to deals.)

I honestly couldn't remember if I had some with me or not, due to being a bit high that morning..

Well, I walk in the classroom, and he points at my bookbag that the dog is barking at, and tells me to open it.
I reply back with "I don't have to."
He says "Just fucking open it kid."
My original programming teacher looks at me, and says "Just open it, Adobe."

I opened it, and the dog is barking louder than ever, and I pull out a bag of homemade deer jerky, and the dog starts looking at me like all sad-like. I then said "Is this what you want? Take me to jail now officer!" I hand the dog a piece of jerky, and the it gobbles it up.
The SWAT guy got pissed at me for feeding the dog, but all the police guys in the back laughed their ass off about it.

I live in the South of the US, so deer meat, and things like that are very common in this area. My mom makes the best deer jerky, and I thought to bring some to school. Everyone loves it, and several kids offer sexual favors for more of the jerky. No joke.
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Dec 4, 2014 08:27 PM (This post was last modified: Dec 4, 2014 08:28 PM by nitrofun.)
Eeeeh, the tossing it to the dog type thing is kinda getting me on the "is it real" or "pretty funny" side.

Throwing anything to a police dog, for all they know, could have drugs on it, and could piss the SWAT off.
Let alone, I can't recall K9's being trained for jerky, even though they do like it. I thought they were trained to only bark at the things they're trained to find?

Just my opinion.
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Dec 4, 2014 08:28 PM
HOLY FUCK LMAO. I can't tell if this is troll or not....

I was gonna be like "inb4 weed" and then that... omfg just hilarious.
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Dec 4, 2014 08:29 PM
(Dec 4, 2014 08:28 PM)Deform Wrote:  HOLY FUCK LMAO. I can't tell if this is troll or not....

I was gonna be like "inb4 weed" and then that... omfg just hilarious.

Not at all a troll bro, I swear. I'll take a pic of some jerky when the next batch is done. Takes 6-8 hours.
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Dec 4, 2014 08:29 PM
Nice story Op, sounds legit (lol im serious)
Good thing everything went well man
Op be getting head from bitches for deer jerky xD
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Dec 4, 2014 08:30 PM
Im confused, your in high school but you teach at a college? And i dont think someone would offer sexual favors for deer jerky, but if they really do where can i get some..JK
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Dec 4, 2014 08:30 PM
(Dec 4, 2014 08:27 PM)nitrofun Wrote:  Eeeeh, the tossing it to the dog type thing is kinda getting me on the "is it real" or "pretty funny" side.

Throwing anything to a police dog, for all they know, could have drugs on it, and could piss the SWAT off.
Let alone, I can't recall K9's being trained for jerky, even though they do like it. I thought they were trained to only bark at the things they're trained to find?

Just my opinion.

My brother in law is state patrol, and works with K9's regularly, and says they will do anything for my mom's jerkey, or bologna.

Weird, eh?
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Dec 4, 2014 08:30 PM
(Dec 4, 2014 08:29 PM)Auxil Wrote:  Not at all a troll bro, I swear. I'll take a pic of some jerky when the next batch is done. Takes 6-8 hours.

Fuck it man start a beef jerky shop here on HF :P lol
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Dec 4, 2014 08:31 PM
Your teacher calls you adobe? The fuck?
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Dec 4, 2014 08:31 PM
(Dec 4, 2014 08:30 PM)coco69 Wrote:  Fuck it man start a beef jerky shop here on HF :P lol

IT'S FUCKING DEER JERKY NOT BEEF JERKY!
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Dec 4, 2014 08:32 PM
(Dec 4, 2014 08:25 PM)Auxil Wrote:  Everyone loves it, and several kids offer sexual favors for more of the jerky. No joke.

Bro, I'll suck your dick for some more of your moms deer jerky..

OT: Funny story, shouldn't have opened the bag though.
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Dec 4, 2014 08:34 PM
(Dec 4, 2014 08:31 PM)Auxil Wrote:  IT'S FUCKING DEER JERKY NOT BEEF JERKY!
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wtf just a typo man, and what do you mean its making you hard? :o
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Dec 4, 2014 08:35 PM
(Dec 4, 2014 08:34 PM)coco69 Wrote:  wtf just a typo man, and what do you mean its making you hard? :o

You'll find out soon. Very, very, very soon.
Watch your ass.
literally
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Dec 4, 2014 08:39 PM
(Dec 4, 2014 08:35 PM)Auxil Wrote:  You'll find out soon. Very, very, very soon.
Watch your ass.
literally

🤗🤫🤗

Op is gonna give me some 👍
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Dec 4, 2014 08:40 PM
(Dec 4, 2014 08:39 PM)coco69 Wrote:  🤗🤫🤗

Op is gonna give me some 👍

I don't know who this OP guy is, but I am going to destroy you.
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