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Upgrade contest #2! UB3R, 3P1C, and L33T! ALL MEMBERS!

In honor of my Birthday coming up on Sunday, I have decided to host another Upgrade contest. No signature needed, just write something funny and I'll choose the winner when I laugh the hardest.
I have 40% warning level.So I can't until next month's 18th If you give out cash, I will enter for UBER :)

Trust me nothing can be funnier than this lol

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something funny and I'll choose the winner when I laugh the hardest.
(Sep 21, 2015 02:44 PM)Lynchings Wrote:  You're honestly a legend.
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I'm approved for ub3r btw, happy birthday.
something funny hmm...

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Potato
Approved for Ub3r.


What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?


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I will enter for ep1c!

How do you get an aboriginal Pregnant? Cum in the gutter let the flies do the work.

Lmao happ birthday for Sunday you orphan.
When my friend trys to whip and nae nae https://twitter.com/WORIDSTARHlPHOP/stat...3844941824
So I was selling N20 aka Laughing Gas, when this women came up to me. I sold one pattern for €3, 2 for €5 and 4 for €8. I was negotiating with her while her crackhead daughter that was around 16 years old stood up yelling amounts and prices, like 12 for €5 and things like that. When it started to irritating, the women spit her own daughter in her face, after that she started to crying and the women was still negotiating with me. After that she had purchased the balloons, her daughter consumed one and started laughing and stripping. That made my day.

Happy bday! (I'm in GMT+2)
I'm interested OP! Thanks :)

At birth baby elephants weigh about 250lbs. Making them the biggest babies on earth right after your bitch ass.
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Ill enter why not

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesnt matter what you call him, hes not coming
when u were nice to the quiet white kid everyone picked on
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If you don't find this fucking hilarious, you don't belong on earth





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I also find this ridiculously funny lmfao

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NIGGA IM BALLIN LIKE LARRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VK9X__6sTY
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Give me L33T.


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