[Lucid Apex]

I've fucked so many pretty bitches in their houses or in the woods or at my house that I met online on sites such as Facebook.Com , meet.me . just started using [BRAND NAME REMOVED] so I havnt gotten laid with it yet, but its in the works.

when I was younger n much more naive I met this beautiful asian "virgin" girl from vancouver, wa on www.meet.me which is a sister city to portland. it was new years eve and I had Christmas money and had no idea how to get around vancouver so I got lost trying to take the bus to her house and ended up paying like 100 for a taxi to her house n when I got there I found out the busses stop running at 8, so her mom said I could stay the night! I slayed that tight virgin asian pussy as fireworks where going off and It was one of the best nights of my life!!!


fast forward to two nights ago, been talking to a different girl over facebook just asking her to hangout with me .. she calls me over facebook at 2am and I answer n we meet up n I take her to my house then I put on Netflix n had the windows open so it would be cold n I only had one blanket so I told her to sit next to me then we ended up cuddling and one thing leads to another I'm inside her 🎉

share your Internet hookup stories, my friends!! it is quite an a rewarding and amazing hobby!! 👍


protip: (for those trying to get laid) be prepared to get weird! the rules of marketing apply so hit up as many women as you can! be comfortable in who u r n remember you are doing it for you not anyone else so fuck em! they r just obstacles In your way! also it helps to talk alot!!

[Natalie Dormerr]

meet.me eh? should I attempt to use it?

[Z3r0D4y]

Facebook -> Found cutie living 2km (1.x miles) from my house -> met at cinema -> paid her movie -> got head behind bushes.

[xmagepurx]

Hot or Not. Met a chick. got bored of messaging on the app so she gave me her number. sex came up in convo, so i invited her over. and we had sex,

[TomHimself]

I met a girl on Omegle who happened to live close to me, we met up and I seduced her. 🤭

[Judecca]

im 17 years old and i have been dating a girl who lived in Il, USA where-as I live in the uk. She had told me that she was 16 years of age. I was fully convinced by it as she looked older than she was.

We were "exchanging" naked photos of each other just an hour ago then she haulted and stopped sending pictures. a few minutes later I asked her what happened and I didn't get a response. Of course I was worried but I was also busy with my work presentation and decided to get back on track. Just now i have received a text from the mother of this girl stating (summarized)

> its her mother
> shes only 13
> this is highly illegal
> stop sending her disgusting messages and photos
> delete her contact info
> shes calling cops

firstly, SHE NEVER FUCKING SAID SHE WAS 13.
secondly NOW I KNOW ITS BLOODY ILLEGAL
thirdly I WOULDNT OF SEND PICTURES AND MESSAGES IF I KNEW SHE WAS 13
fourthly I DONT WANNA BE ARRESTED.

me and the mother have been talking for about 30 minutes now and she is currently calling the cops regarding the situation.

What can I do to defend my self? I assure you she looked 15-16. Especially naked looked like she had hit puberty like 2 years ago. I'm scared rn and I don't want anything to happen.

I FELL SO BAD!!

[ven0m]

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[Stikman]

ayy babe, how old are you?

[BlaqCat]

I like these stories. Cool post and as for the guy dating a 13 yr old or whatever I replied to YOUR post hope you read it.

[Vitani's Mate]

I haven't really hooked up with anyone on the internet and actually met them.
Usually they are in another state or country. =/