[Polio]

If you could send an e-mail to your 12 year old self, what would it be?

Mine

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Hello, this is yourself from the year 2015. We have been given a chance to improve our lives by sending ourself a message. Please convince *NAME* to buy you a Powerball ticket and make sure to use these numbers. Also, stop watching porn, it will ruin your life and it's a terrible addiction. Also, you're just now discovering *SITE*, never go to it, your life will be consumed by that and forums. Talk to her, she's really into you and won't be for long if you keep pushing her away. Also, make an app for Google Play and Apple Appstore and name it "Snapchat". The idea is to take a picture with your frontal or rear camera and you can send it to a desired person for 1-10 seconds. There's also an option to add a small line of text, you're able to draw, etc. Perfect the fuck out of it and you will be a billionaire in no time. Also, make sure to release it before July. You only have a month. :)

8:13:35:46:51::30
5/19/2012 Powerball Numbers for $100,000,000

[Velozity™]

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Hello Little Velozity, Fuck Bitches & Get Money,

[Greg]

Buy some bitcoin.
I'd be a billionare.

[DrDoomDiem]

Dear DDD,

You don't have cancer, stop being a bitch about cancer.

[Ted™]

Buy some bitcoin.
I'd be a billionare.

YES,YES,YES i would have done the same thing

[2‎‎‏‍‎‏‎‏‍‎‎‏‍‎‏4k]

Hi. get money and fuk bitches. dont do drugs. kty.

[tldr]

so most of the users would be sending to the future?

[problems.x]

Buy some bitcoin.
I'd be a billionare.

Smartest post on this thread.

[BotMarket]

Well that was 18 years ago so i would say buy all the .coms that havent been made yet lol

[⁠Cammy]

You'll build your own computer together with dad and thoroughly enjoy it
You'll start studying at Radius College to be come a programmer and you'll have your very own laptop, so that's fun
You promise yourself to take good care of yourself but have a hard time doing it even though you'll manage
You want to move to LA, USA as soon as possible and you don't want to live in a rich neighborhood or own expensive stuff yet still have a decent amount of money
You won't spend alot of time at dad's in the future so make the best of it now

You'll have a habit for imaginating things in life that won't happen
You'll have to switch schools 3 times so prepare yourself for that shit man
You'll lose most of the friends you have right now either because you part ways or they become massive cunts
Sorry to break it to you but you'll be sad and stoic most of the time and have ups and downs in mood

Enjoy life while you can matey

There's alot more I would tell my younger self but can't put in all in here

[๖ۣۜAlexander]

ye because 12 year old you could make an app like snapchat
don't flatter yourself

[ImPerfectPersona]

Dear Curious Multi-layered Twig Child,

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Your Dad is retarded, and don't be afraid of him the worst that could happen is you get choked slammed or punched in the mouth or something you'll be fine, probably. Let him know exactly what is bothering you every time, well every time he asks you don't wanna get fucked up too much. Don't let him brainwash us. Ask questions, Demand change, get used to screaming and crying (yeah that'll raise all the red flags), don't you dare attempt to stop feeling that'll break us. Also stop lying to therapists and psychiatrists it's to our detriment, tell them EVERYTHING don't bitch out and make up some shit. Pay more attention to how your father cooks and pay even more attention to how your Uncle cooks ask them what they do, that shit is useful. Relax, don't be purposely stiff its hard to break out of. Have good/perfect posture we're the best act like it. Date your mirror its ok. Take care of your skin, take care of your hair, and eat food (HAHAHAHAHA... please). Don't feel obligated to science (although its cool af!), learn art too, actually write those stories down. Don't let people define us by our past, and Don't let people try to tell you what you like and don't like. Don't allow the pessimists to take hold, ignore the world its problems are too stressful for us. Don't Let any of them convince you to sabotage us, time is to precocious for that. If you're drunk at the beach don't swim in the ocean and bring water. Risks take them. Don't get lazy. Don't play with water, makers, and paint pens, its not a good idea at all. Never buy anything from Wish.

With love,

Narcissism and etc.

PS. send one of these to our 7 year old self make sure to pass on enlightenment.
PSS. Yeah we've turned that corner and accepted the madness, just roll around in it or something.

Felt like we didn't say anything meaningful/this was a waste of time.

[The Supreme Leader]

"please please do NOT fuck that donkey on your 13th birthday. i know it looks tempting but DONT do it."

[Brainydummy]

Put all your pocket money on Microsoft shares, then in 20 years draw it out and put it all on Apple.

Regards

[Polio]

ye because 12 year old you could make an app like snapchat
don't flatter yourself

It's actually a simple concept and I doubt it's extremely hard to code.