[John F. Kennedy]

So here's the story.
On Friday last week, I bought my pocket knife to school. This was during art, which is pretty early in the day. The kid next to me, my friend (lives on my block lololol) he wanted to see my knife. For some reason we thought it'd be funny to cut the bookbag straps off of this girl's back on the floor. It was fucking hilarious when we did it, we also cut off the handle so she couldn't carry it with the handle LMAO. Anyway, my friend gives me the knife again. Next day at school, one class before my art class, I get called down to the AP office (assistant principal). The assistant principal asks me what happened in art yesterday, (he already had my friends name), so I said that my friend cut this girl's bag straps. He sent me back to class. I got scared, so I gave my knife to this other kid in my class. (This is on a Friday) Then I was pulled out of class and searched by the assistant principal, and some other teacher. They checked my bag, pockets, wallet, stuff like that. I had no knife on me. The kid who cut the bag straps got suspended for 1 month. He was searched, and he had no knife on him, but he had weed on him at school (he sells weed). Now, on Monday the kid I gave the knife to said his mom found it, and that his mom wants to speak to my parents. I was like lolno u skid. Then today his mom bought it to the AP office, and my friend who had the knife said I gave him the knife. Anyway, I got called into AP office from my class, and I was suspended for 3 days, my first suspension ever from school.

TL;DR Version: there is none, cba to type anymore.
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[Rolex⠀]

Why would you cut the girl's straps?

[One²ɜ]

Your friend deserved it, cutting someone's bag for no reason is really childish. It's their personal belongings and they need to go out and spend more money on another bag just because of him. Also, I would never give a friend a knife while I'm in school or even take it out.

[Balding]

You're a fucking idiot for even bringing it to school.

[John F. Kennedy]

Why would you cut the girl's straps?

My friend was looking at my knife as he was intrigued by it, and he started cutting the girl's bag. It was a dick move, but it was too late when I found out what he did.

[alnoise]

You got yourself into a shit situation. All your fault. That was a pretty retarded move. But I find it funny as fuck that your friend got caught with weed because of you.

[SIM-1676753]

I would have just thrown the knife away somewhere (garbage can). Your friend is an idiot for bring weed to school and you're both dickheads for cutting the girls strap. As said above, it's their personal belongings. You can't be doing that shit, I'd whip your fucking ass if you even touched my bag.

[ty the cyber bully]

Wtf OP your friend is a douche, you are aswell for letting it happen.

[Balding]

I would have just thrown the knife away somewhere (garbage can). Your friend is an idiot for bring weed to school and you're both dickheads for cutting the girls strap. As said above, it's their personal belongings. You can't be doing that shit, I'd whip your fucking ass if you even touched my bag.

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[MrRefill]

your friends are a bunch of pussies LMFAO

[ZuGgY]

And is this is something you're somewhat proud of? 😠

This is so stupid, OP.

[ImPerfectPersona]

Why would you cut up someone's backpack? You assholes, should fucking cut your wrists or something productive.

[SIM-1676753]

Why would you cut up someone's backpack? You assholes, should fucking cut your wrists or something productive.

Remember to cut ALONG your wrist though. You'll cut open more of the veins that way.

[Carbohydrates]

Only suspended for having drugs on campus... alrighty, sure! You get expelled for having drugs on campus.

[Academy Awards]

Do you even try to read the handbook at your school. Only do things if theres a reason if you do something for no reason you will be hated on by others.