[Takizawa]

My first giveaway by Takizawa!

I've had some luck lately and I thought about hosting my first contest and pass my luck along to you lovely people :)

Follow the rules below, two people will win their own choice of these awards!.

Rules

One entry per person.

Tell me which award you would like to win and then tell me a joke in spoiler tags it's important that you leave the joke in spoiler tags. ✌

This contest will end on tuesday the 6th october 6/10/2015!

The winner will be chosen by me based on your joke. You will also be disqualified if you do not follow all of the rules stated in my thread.

I will announce the winners once the contest ends

Good luck to everyone and stay kawaiiii x3 ✌

EDIT: UPDATE

Due to an unexpectedly large amount of participants I have decided that I am extending the duration of the competition until further notice. I have also increased the prize pool from one award to two awards, so there will be two winners instead of one. Good luck folks and remember stay Kawaii x3!

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Congratulations!! ｍＯｂｉＩｅ And .Sinister

[๖ۣۜDødgygeez]

I would like to compete for the Gift award please, OP!

What kind of trousers does Mario wear? (Click to View)
Denim, denim, denim!


. . well it made me kek

[DeadOne1]

I would like to enter for the gift award please

Spoiler (Click to View)Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Student: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Student: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Student: Homework

[TheNakedEmperor]

I would like to get the emerald award


joke:

[y-y-youtoo]

I would love to get the Emerald Award.

Spoiler (Click to View) The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, "I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning." "Thank you very much, sir."

Thanks a lot for this giveaway

[Seer]

I would like the gift award, thanks!
Spoiler (Click to View)a communist, Muslim, and illegal alien all walk into a bar, the bartender says "how may I help you tonight, president?"

[hotvictor]

I would like the emerald award please :)

This is the worlds shortest joke:P
Spoiler (Click to View)Matt and Dave were riding a motorbike and both were fighting for the window seat.

[Francis Underwood]

Nevermind..Leet and ubers..My bad.

[Union]

Emerald reward please and thank you!


Warning huge picture of epicness
Spoiler (Click to View)

[Ronaldo.]

I would like the emerald award.
Maybe it is the worst joke -
Spoiler (Click to View)Messi is better then Ronaldo 🤣

[Timrspk]

Emerald reward please :)
joke (Click to View) you're ugly

[Ted™]

I would love to get the Emerald Award.
Spoiler (Click to View)
cop pulls me over and tells me papers please and i said scissors i win and i drove off

[V3t3r4n]

I'm entering this one, good luck everyone!

Spoiler (Click to View)
Here's a drunk guy!

https://i.imgur.com/KIXMJa3.gifv

[Hackin]

I'd like to compete for the emerald award with a joke i heard ages ago. Good luck everyone🤝
Spoiler (Click to View) What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

[¹³³⁷]

I would like the emerald award please :)
Spoiler (Click to View)