Q. Can a woman make a man a millionaire?
A. Only if he's a billionaire.
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"You should buy this one," the cashier says. "It can fell 1,000 trees in just one day."
The redneck buys the chainsaw and leaves.
The next day he returns with an angry look on his face. "You sold me a piece of junk! I've been using this damn thing all day and I only cut down one tree!"
The cashier believes he's cheated the man and gives him a brand new saw free of charge. The redneck takes it and leaves.
He comes back the next day even angrier than before. "This one's just as bad as the one you sold me earlier!"
The cashier can't believe that two of his best chainsaws would fail like that, so he decides to go home with the redneck and test the saws in the woods.
The cashier takes one chainsaw and turns it on.
The startled redneck turns to him and says, "What the hell was that noise?"
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A nun is taking a bath and hears a knock at the door.
She rushes to the door and asks "Who is it?"
The man outside replies, "It's the blind man" The nun opens the door and asks "How can I help you?" The blind man replies "Nice tits, where can I hang the blinds?"
A. Only if he's a billionaire.
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"You should buy this one," the cashier says. "It can fell 1,000 trees in just one day."
The redneck buys the chainsaw and leaves.
The next day he returns with an angry look on his face. "You sold me a piece of junk! I've been using this damn thing all day and I only cut down one tree!"
The cashier believes he's cheated the man and gives him a brand new saw free of charge. The redneck takes it and leaves.
He comes back the next day even angrier than before. "This one's just as bad as the one you sold me earlier!"
The cashier can't believe that two of his best chainsaws would fail like that, so he decides to go home with the redneck and test the saws in the woods.
The cashier takes one chainsaw and turns it on.
The startled redneck turns to him and says, "What the hell was that noise?"
--
A nun is taking a bath and hears a knock at the door.
She rushes to the door and asks "Who is it?"
The man outside replies, "It's the blind man" The nun opens the door and asks "How can I help you?" The blind man replies "Nice tits, where can I hang the blinds?"