[Enronitis]

Title just about says it all.
Will be upgrading 2 members from L33T>UB3R
You must have been a member for more than three months and have contributed to the forum in some way.

Reply here and answer the following questions:

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Why do you deserve to be upgraded?
What contributions have you made to the forum?

For bonus points, write a short poem/rap about stocks and attach it to your post

Winners will be chosen November 18th

[SixInchesDeep]

11 meters per second

Because i like the color green :(

I haven't made any but if you suggest something i'll make one

im white cant rap rip

[ℓιℓ υzι νєят]

11 Meters per second.
I deserve to be upgraded because I have been helping members out, and I have done a few giveaways.
Some contributions I have made to this forum has been I done a btc give away a wile ago, and I am doing a Instagram 1k followers giveaway right now.

[Ͼhance The Rapper]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? 11 meters per second... Holy shit that is fast.

I have spent alot of time on this forum, I feel like there are still boundaries that are set for l33t members... I would like to have full access to the forums and different privilege's, I want to make something for myself on this forum. Who knows where i'll go. I plan on setting up a business no one has ever seen on hack forums. That's the goal.

What contributions have i made to hackforums? https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?ti...id=5017801


Aye, bout' to go cop me some stock
wise decisions, rather do that then be sellin rock
on the block broke and hungry but you know im pack in that glock
I need a Raw deal something like the rock (dwayne johnson used to be on RAW wrestiling)
more logical ways of making money like spauk (from star trek lol)
because im trying to get it like mr.krabs
got to support my addiction, so im taking dabs
not investing in stock? Boy go take some laps
the type of stock to make your girl grow a dick and fap
headed to wallstreet, we are in ny, so you know im finna take a cab
thinking have i made a mistake ? maybe i shouldve just started a meth lab
invested in nasdaq, hopefully in a few months for me girls will make their ass clap
now im ballin and rollin guap, investin, the best way to get your racks fast
now my stomach is full and my pockets fat
but same old kid, nothing new, went on hack forums and bought a new rat.

[Saitama]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? 11 meters per second as google says it.

Why do you deserve to be upgraded? I have been upgraded to l33t recently by a fellow HF member actress, It's been a honour for me, I like to help members around the forum, I try to be active and HQ, also because I would love to enjoy the awesome features that ub3r comes with.

What contributions have you made to the forum? From my point of view, I haven't made anything that can be called real deal, instead I have helped many people through the tech field, I try to review ebooks and leave a accurate remark on it, it's the best I can do for now, I would like to have more and more places where I can help, I like pming with users, I am friendly and kind :)

I am not good with rap
I can't even make a lap
I see people get stabbed
I can't wait to take a nap
I got some things stock
lets meet each other at dock
besure to door your lock
ultimately i dont give a fock.

I am not good at poems xD

[Eggsy]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European swallow?
Why do you deserve to be upgraded?
My favorite color is blue.
What contributions have you made to the forum?
Browse around and answer questions to those who need help.

[Azog]

Q-1:- What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
The air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow is 15 beats per second * 0.73 meters per beat

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Q-2:- Why do you deserve to be upgraded??
Honestly speaking, I don't have enough funds for UB3R upgrade. I am very matured and calm person. I have good relations with other HF members. I'm a dedicated person. I believe on "Do respect, have respect". I will be thanks full to you if you will select me for UB3R upgrade. Thank you!

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Q-3:- What contributions have you made to the forum
From my reputations, you can see that i made a lot of HQ graphics for HF members. That's my main area i contributed well.

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-:Bonus poetry:-
Spoiler (Click to View)
On every face in the market
the dust of the city
is etched in summer heat.
Behind the stands
the wrinkled old women
know many things:
The ripeness of fruit,
the weight of eggs.
Their baskets measure time
both bought and sold,
woven and rewoven
in the language of trade.


It is time . . . for dreams.

Thanks for reading, have a good day sir!

[antan]

what is the difference between l33t and ubeer member?

[Jan Pawel II]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? 11 meters per second
Why do you deserve to be upgraded? i dont really
What contributions have you made to the forum? im a filthy leech that has barely contributed to anything.

as for the rap ill give you this (not stocks related tho):

Bitches and hoes are like new clothes,
once you bought them you wish you never got them

[Louis C.K.]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Are you looking for the instantaneous velocity at a given time during flight or the overall average velocity

Why do you deserve to be upgraded?
I've been contributing to the cpa section of the forum for a while now and should deserve an upgrade for my helpfulness.
What contributions have you made to the forum?
I've made tut to earn money and help out the in the cpa section

[howard2525]

Q1. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow??
A. What do you mean? An African or European swallow??

Q2. Why do you deserve to be upgraded?
A. I like to go around and look at peoples posts. I also got accepted as Uber and haven't had the money to buy it.

Q3. What contributions have you made to the forum?
A. I haven't really done much compared to a lot of people, but I took the time to post one of these!