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5x Windows Servers [1 MONTH] [32GB Ram] [500 GB SSD]

Hey,

Once more I have things that I don't need. So I decided to continue my previous contest.


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Admin account, for a month. You can do anything you want with them.



So to enter you must post the following:

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[b]The funniest joke/picture I have seen/heard is:[/b] [ENTER A JOKE OR A FUNNY MEME HERE]

[b]These will be the last words I will say before I die:[/b] [ENTER LAST WORDS HERE]

[b]What I want for Christmas is:[/b] [ENTER CHRISTMAS LIST]



- I cannot guarantee that they will last a full month.
- You can do whatever you like with them.
- Contest will end on 13th of November!



Enjoy :)
The funniest joke/picture I have seen/heard is: Spoiler (Click to View)

These will be the last words I will say before I die: This world is fucked.

What I want for Christmas is: I'm not a kid anymore so I don't want anything specific, maybe some extra cash?

Nowadays? I'm just here for the nostalgia.
The funniest joke/picture I have seen/heard is: https://i.imgur.com/x05uPhi.webm

These will be the last words I will say before I die: Will God save me?

What I want for Christmas is:
-laptop (Mac or Windows)
-BO3
-Amazon $$
-$$
-Shoes
-Shirts
-Pants
-New phone
-Steam $$
The funniest joke/picture I have seen/heard is: https://www.google.pl/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&...3945018881
These will be the last words I will say before I die: What the fuck going on ?

What I want for Christmas is: All i want for Christmas is you <3 🤝
The funniest joke/picture I have seen/heard is: http://weheartit.com/entry/group/66342485

These will be the last words I will say before I die: I wish I have lived longer

What I want for Christmas is: Ub3r, New computer, Learn coding, have more money, Botnet
Nothing interesting about me.
The funniest joke/picture I have seen/heard is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_rights

These will be the last words I will say before I die: YUGIOH

What I want for Christmas is: deez nuts.
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The funniest joke/picture I have seen/heard is: A pregnant women swimming is basically a human submarine.
These will be the last words I will say before I die: I got the windows server.

What I want for Christmas is: My two front teeth.
The funniest joke/picture I have seen/heard is:
What's the difference between a Ginger and a brick?
Spoiler (Click to View)

These will be the last words I will say before I die:
When do I respawn?

What I want for Christmas is:
A twerking butt, no pun intended or is there?? Who knows!? 😊

No but really, I'm not too picky when it comes around Christmas and I just get $ and I pay for what I need.
So far, I'm looking to get a PS4 or a gaming computer so I guess you could add those to my list.
The funniest joke/picture I have seen/heard is:
Spoiler (Click to View)
These will be the last words I will say before I die:
Delete my browsing history.
What I want for Christmas is:
-Dope Windows server
-Cash Money $$$
-Better internet
-A good pair of woolly socks
The funniest joke/picture I have seen/heard is:
Spoiler (Click to View)

These will be the last words I will say before I die: Why now?

What I want for Christmas is:
Iphone 6s
MSI Gaming Laptop
FIBER Internet
Cash$
Windows Server
The funniest joke/picture I have seen/heard is: Spoiler (Click to View)

These will be the last words I will say before I die: Im gonna live forever !

What I want for Christmas is:
- New PC build
- New guitar
- Lot of money
The funniest joke/picture I have seen/heard is: Spoiler (Click to View)

These will be the last words I will say before I die: Just have a little faith in your life.

What I want for Christmas is:
- New clothes
- Avocado
- SSD upgrade

🤝
The funniest joke/picture I have seen/heard is: This one is bit long but worth the time.
Quote:In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time she attempted the step, and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we are friends."


These will be the last words I will say before I die: The world needs to feel the Pain.

What I want for Christmas is: Custom PC build by me 🎉
The funniest joke/picture I have seen/heard is: You. Spoiler (Click to View)

These will be the last words I will say before I die: Dying is so damn boring

What I want for Christmas is:
- This awesome windows server
- Money
- Money
- Money
- Pizza
The funniest joke/picture I have seen/heard is: Life is a joke.

These will be the last words I will say before I die: A little nap?

What I want for Christmas is: 1.000.000.000$


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