Jan 25, 2016 10:44 AM
(This post was last modified: Jan 26, 2016 07:22 AM by broozeb.)
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Before:
"Imagine how it must feel to be a bird--sroaring through the gentle air, dancing in the clouds, and skipping from tree branch to tree branch, with each tree a new town, and each nest possibly an entire nation. But the real question here is whether it's possible that birds could have developed an entire alphabet by now. Honestly, how else could baby birds know, seemingly by instinct, to migrate south in the winter (Also, on the subject of migrators, the birds we are seeing now are the stupid ones who are going to slowly die by the end of the season.) There is obviously some religious bullshit being driven into their minds."
After:
"Imagine how it must feel to be a bird: Soaring through the gentle air, dancing in the fluffy clouds, and skipping elegantly from branchlet to branchlet, with each tree to them a new town, and each nest possibly housing an entire nation. But the real question here is whether it is at all probable that birds could have developed their own language by now. How else could newborn birds, seemingly by instinct, know, or be persuaded in some way, to migrate southwards in the winter? There is without a doubt some foul and toxic religious nonsense infecting the species, and piercing its way through to its young and impressionable children. However, on the subject of migrators, I cannot help myself but observe that the birds we are watching now are invariably the foolish ones--the infidels, the apostates, the heretics, the nonconformists, the revolutionaries--who are going to gradually freeze, and starve, and die by the end of the season. Therefore, without religion, we are just the same as those idiotic birds."
Before:
"Why Runescape hasn't changed? Some people say that Runescape has degraded into a pay-to-win game, but it has always been pay-to-win. Players are deceived into believing that there is an end when there really isn't. And no, maxing all stats does not count, because immediately afterwards there becomes a new update, and then the "end" becomes earning those new items. It's an endless game.
Oh, and I am not defending Jagex in anyway. I'm only helping people to realize that Runescape has always been a horrible game and never should have been programmed."
After:
"There are many people who claim that Runescape has deteriorated into an entirely pay-to-win game, but this is ludicrous. Runescape has always been a pay-to-win game. That's why there is, and has always been, such a thing as membership. Players are convinced into purchasing membership not just because it will enable them to explore new locations and to have more fun, but because they are deceived, believing that there is a definite end to the game when in fact there isn't. And no, achieving level ninety-nine in all skills and completing all of its content does not count, inasmuch as there are constantly new updates being released, whereupon the player's perception of "the end" changes becomes completing that new content--earning those new items, exploring those new continents, slaying those new bosses, leveling those new skills, and so forth. By the way, why do you believe leveling up takes so long? To purposefully bore players? That's silly. No, it's because the longer they have you playing, the longer they have you paying. Runescape is a pay-to-win game in and of itself; it's complete nonsense to act as though Jagex has suddenly become corrupt, and that Runescape has suddenly become a game where success is dictated by the size of your purse.
Of course, I am not defending Jagex in any way by dispelling these claims, I'm merely trying to help people understand that Runescape has always been a horrible game and should have never been programmed."
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Frequently Asked Questions
"Why did you post this?"
...I took a handful of everything which was of worth to me and, in one not entirely sober afternoon, opened my hands and let those precious minerals fall to the ground and shatter. Alcohol is a terrible substance.
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Before:
"Imagine how it must feel to be a bird--sroaring through the gentle air, dancing in the clouds, and skipping from tree branch to tree branch, with each tree a new town, and each nest possibly an entire nation. But the real question here is whether it's possible that birds could have developed an entire alphabet by now. Honestly, how else could baby birds know, seemingly by instinct, to migrate south in the winter (Also, on the subject of migrators, the birds we are seeing now are the stupid ones who are going to slowly die by the end of the season.) There is obviously some religious bullshit being driven into their minds."
After:
"Imagine how it must feel to be a bird: Soaring through the gentle air, dancing in the fluffy clouds, and skipping elegantly from branchlet to branchlet, with each tree to them a new town, and each nest possibly housing an entire nation. But the real question here is whether it is at all probable that birds could have developed their own language by now. How else could newborn birds, seemingly by instinct, know, or be persuaded in some way, to migrate southwards in the winter? There is without a doubt some foul and toxic religious nonsense infecting the species, and piercing its way through to its young and impressionable children. However, on the subject of migrators, I cannot help myself but observe that the birds we are watching now are invariably the foolish ones--the infidels, the apostates, the heretics, the nonconformists, the revolutionaries--who are going to gradually freeze, and starve, and die by the end of the season. Therefore, without religion, we are just the same as those idiotic birds."
Before:
"Why Runescape hasn't changed? Some people say that Runescape has degraded into a pay-to-win game, but it has always been pay-to-win. Players are deceived into believing that there is an end when there really isn't. And no, maxing all stats does not count, because immediately afterwards there becomes a new update, and then the "end" becomes earning those new items. It's an endless game.
Oh, and I am not defending Jagex in anyway. I'm only helping people to realize that Runescape has always been a horrible game and never should have been programmed."
After:
"There are many people who claim that Runescape has deteriorated into an entirely pay-to-win game, but this is ludicrous. Runescape has always been a pay-to-win game. That's why there is, and has always been, such a thing as membership. Players are convinced into purchasing membership not just because it will enable them to explore new locations and to have more fun, but because they are deceived, believing that there is a definite end to the game when in fact there isn't. And no, achieving level ninety-nine in all skills and completing all of its content does not count, inasmuch as there are constantly new updates being released, whereupon the player's perception of "the end" changes becomes completing that new content--earning those new items, exploring those new continents, slaying those new bosses, leveling those new skills, and so forth. By the way, why do you believe leveling up takes so long? To purposefully bore players? That's silly. No, it's because the longer they have you playing, the longer they have you paying. Runescape is a pay-to-win game in and of itself; it's complete nonsense to act as though Jagex has suddenly become corrupt, and that Runescape has suddenly become a game where success is dictated by the size of your purse.
Of course, I am not defending Jagex in any way by dispelling these claims, I'm merely trying to help people understand that Runescape has always been a horrible game and should have never been programmed."
Available now for the incredibly low fee of nine hundred and ninety-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents. Order now exclusively through carrier pigeon!
Frequently Asked Questions
"Why did you post this?"
...I took a handful of everything which was of worth to me and, in one not entirely sober afternoon, opened my hands and let those precious minerals fall to the ground and shatter. Alcohol is a terrible substance.
Offer good until February 1. Act now!