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I sat in a puddle of piss

So I was coming home from uni and it was raining. I get in the bus and find a seat. I sit down and felt something wet on my ass. I think it's probably water or something. I smell it and it's piss.

I get up. Freak the fuck out. Move to the back of the bus and use tissues to wipe my ass to get the piss out of my pants. It was all wet and it was in my boxers as well. So disguising.

I just got home. Had a shower. Threw my jeans to the side. I wore them 3 times total. My black jeans got ripped and had to be sewn today for the second time.

I'm so pissed off guys.

Edit: Fuck Stagecoach.
(Feb 21, 2016 02:10 PM)Misty Wrote:  I'm so pissed off guys.

I wouldn't want to have anything more to do with piss after that 🤮
I don't middleman any deals on- or off-site. Please don't message me requesting my past services and certainly don't fall for anybody who claims to be me.
Yes, piss can be very disguising young padawan.
Free golden shower... or bath... quit complaining, a lot of people would love to be in your situation!
Wow. I feel horrible for you. People are disgusting sometimes. But other times, it isn't like that (Elderly people don't realize they need to go > lose control > too embarrassed to say something)
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Thanks for sharing such information
RIP your pride & dignity. That's horrible. RIP your jeans that you've only worn a few times. You will never be forgotten.
Yeah, I'd say you're pretty pissed off.
(Feb 21, 2016 02:12 PM)minimalist Wrote:  I wouldn't want to have anything more to do with piss after that 🤮
Unintentional pun there.

I'm a broke dude so I now got 2 pair of pants I can't wear. Fuck. That's all the pants I own.
(Feb 21, 2016 02:14 PM)Misty Wrote:  Unintentional pun there.

I'm a broke dude so I now got 2 pair of pants I can't wear. Fuck. That's all the pants I own.

What's the story with the other pair 🤣
I don't middleman any deals on- or off-site. Please don't message me requesting my past services and certainly don't fall for anybody who claims to be me.
Who the fuck pisses on a bus seat?
XAQ
Sounds like shit hit the fan or wait...,, it was pee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf6o8zaA6cE
My friend asked me "What day is it today?"
and I look hem straight in the eyes and said
"Never mind the party continues"
and turned up the music And he
left his apartment
Day - 2
...dude......i would of died if that was me
(Feb 21, 2016 02:14 PM)minimalist Wrote:  What's the story with the other pair 🤣
Bought a pair of skinny fit black jeans from Next in June. Wore em every day and it became my favourite pair of pants.

I wore em till they ripped. Got my mum to sew the crotch area. Wore it for another week.

Today I wore my blues and they got soaked in piss.

My mum has sewed the black pair for the second time. It's not going to hold on much longer. Going to try my luck with the black pair.

My life is falling apart! Hold me HF pls!
Quote:Wore em every day and it became my favourite pair of pants.

You at least washed them, right?


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