[Prophet Banana]

You've probably seen my many threads of banging co-workers, moms, lesbian swingers, and everything in between. I've read my fair share of books regarding pick-up and attracting females. I've offered much to the PUA community and have received many "thanks" in return.

The number one key to picking up any woman is something all HackForum users poses. And if HackForum users were to embrace this trait they poses, and use it to their benefit, I assure you women will have Niagra Falls seeping through their panties just at the mere sight of you. No matter how pimply and rashy your bottom is from sitting on your leather computer chair, gaming all day.

So now I bring you the key to attracting any woman, and that is by being a social retard. You might think I'm kidding but women want what they can't have. By you acting like a social retard, women will assume you're not paying attention to them and therefore they must get your attention.

It's simple, you just bert stare them whenever they try to talk to you.
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Now go out there and get laid my brothers!

[scam.]

thanks banana man it helps

[Prophet Banana]

thanks banana man it helps

No problem. Go out there and test it. Make sure to leave a vouch if you found what I've offered in this book a success.

[scam.]

just seduced my dominoes delivery boy currently ramming his ass as im typing this

[Duyere]

I took your advice but somewhere along the line I messed up and got my cat pregnant.

[jujuger]

Vouch for this method, I got laid 100 times within the last 8 minutes

[xxACETROOPxx]

Vouch, it worked so well the police are knocking at my door.

[-GTR-]

"pick-up and attracting females" LOOOL attracting females? women, that sounded so weird

[Galaxias]

I took your advice but somewhere along the line I messed up and got my cat pregnant.

I laughed reading this ROFL.

[Kolay]

This is actually really good advice. Listen to OP.

[AliveAgain]

I cracked up way too hard reading this. Thanks OP

[Prophet Banana]

I cracked up way too hard reading this. Thanks OP

I thought you would've been mad for sharing some of the content in your e-book.

[Coen]

I received a vouch copy, Great service!
->High quality E-Book , 9/10
->Fast, Easy, No investment 10/10
->Price? Best price ever. its free 10/10
->Banged 10 people last night using this, Definate recommender 10/10
->Spelling in the E-Book is also 10/10
->User provides full time support. 10/10

[Oddissee]

bruh this image just had me fucking dead.

[Tony Stark]

Thank you OP, I will put these skills into action on the field.