[Tokyo]

Giving away $50 worth of awards and account upgrades for free!

[img]http://s9.postimg.org/jzubyp2v3/LEGENDS_2_0_DELIMETER.png[/img]

How to enter:
- Post a funny meme or a joke.
- You could post more than once. Only six times max.
- Post what prize you want

Prizes (Winner choose 1):
x1 Emerald Award or Gift Award
x1 3P1C Upgrade or L33t Upgrade or Ub3r Upgrade (if you're accepted)
(If you have all prizes I'll give you $20 Paypal)

Requirements:
No open scam reports/Clean profile (I'll personally check)

Giveaway will end on May 6th, 2016. There will be only 2 winners chosen by random post count and best entry.
Spoiler (Click to View)[img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03557/Sloth_3557873b.jpg[/img]

[DuguWudi]

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in.

[GeekedUp]

I have a black joke for you.. Close your eyes.. How was it?

[TheWHO?]

posting to enter thanks for doing this!
[img]http://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/funny-memes105.jpg[/img]

[SmileyBear24]

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I'd like to offend you but unfortunately nature already did too good of a job.


Thanks for hosting this OP.

[Deany]

posting for $20 pp
meme: deez nuts

[Stashyy]

I would love to enter.
Meme:
Spoiler (Click to View)[img]http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/following/2016/02/19/damndaniel.w529.h529.jpg[/img]

[vJFo]

Ok i got a joke :)

So there is a blonde mom, Brunette mom, and Red head mom.
Each of them have a daughter with the same hair. (example blonde mom has a blonde daughter).

One day all the moms are hanging out and talking about what they cant believe they found under their daughters bed.
The Red head mom says
''I found a book under my daughter's bed, I cant believe she reads!''
The Brunette mom says
''I found a cigarette under my daughter's garbage can, i cant believe she smokes''
The Blonde mom then says
''I found a condom under my daughter's bed, I cant believe she has a dick!''

thats it haha hope you enjoyed and thanks so much for this I can never stand up to people when then -rep me in a group for no reason what so ever so this will atleast give me a shot at leaving them with something to remember me by if I were to win :)
Have a good one!

[Captain Steve Rogers]

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

[Fudster]

I would love the gift reward :)

[Hanzo]

[img]http://cdn3.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Slide259.jpg[/img]

Hopefully I can win that 3p1c upgrade c:

[Tokyo]

Make sure to read the thread and follow what it says otherwise your post won't count!

[Sahaj]

Spoiler (Click to View)[img]http://www.relatably.com/m/img/funny-memes/Funny-memes-life-is-just-like-a-penis.jpg[/img]

Thanks! 🤝

[¹³³⁷]

I would love the gift award :)

[Vobe]

Sex is like math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don't Multiply!

Would love the Emerald Amethyst award.