UB3R Says: Java is a good programming language.
Me Says: Yes, you're completely right, you're a good coder!
Version 2:
Normal Says: Java is a good programming language.
Me Says:
You're a fucking retard.
Let me be explicit for those that have an ineptitude towards general programming and mathematics;
Let's briefly go over features C# offers that JAVA does not:
-Closures
-Delegates (Type Safe function pointers)
-Pointers
-High precision decimals
-Operator Overloading
-Expression trees
-Properties
-Events
-Lambda Expressions
-Anonymous Types
-Iterator Blocks
-Effective stack unwinding with "using" & exception management
-LINQ
Now let's briefly go over reasons why Java is shit overall
1) Most java programmers are morons (You're included)
This mostly has to do with all of those self proclaimed "java programmers", and majority of those java programmers are code monkey's who can't write code for shit.
2) Java is too fragmented
What do you think java is compromised of? A shit load of shitty frameworks jumbled up into one cluster fuck.
3) Java has/had security risks
Where's the unsigned content? Oh wait, these "Framework" developers with zero real-application-development knowledge completely deprecated the use of applet's unless you explicitly allow them to be ran on your computer...
4) C# being the more robust language treats objects more uniformly than java
5) Java developers have no exposure to real-world-application design
6) Java developers can't do anything about security
7) Java developers aren't sure of what's going on
Me Says: Yes, you're completely right, you're a good coder!
Version 2:
Normal Says: Java is a good programming language.
Me Says:
You're a fucking retard.
Let me be explicit for those that have an ineptitude towards general programming and mathematics;
Let's briefly go over features C# offers that JAVA does not:
-Closures
-Delegates (Type Safe function pointers)
-Pointers
-High precision decimals
-Operator Overloading
-Expression trees
-Properties
-Events
-Lambda Expressions
-Anonymous Types
-Iterator Blocks
-Effective stack unwinding with "using" & exception management
-LINQ
Now let's briefly go over reasons why Java is shit overall
1) Most java programmers are morons (You're included)
This mostly has to do with all of those self proclaimed "java programmers", and majority of those java programmers are code monkey's who can't write code for shit.
2) Java is too fragmented
What do you think java is compromised of? A shit load of shitty frameworks jumbled up into one cluster fuck.
3) Java has/had security risks
Where's the unsigned content? Oh wait, these "Framework" developers with zero real-application-development knowledge completely deprecated the use of applet's unless you explicitly allow them to be ran on your computer...
4) C# being the more robust language treats objects more uniformly than java
5) Java developers have no exposure to real-world-application design
6) Java developers can't do anything about security
7) Java developers aren't sure of what's going on




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