[Prophet Banana]

My cat stood on my chest and really pressed down on my nipples. I picked him up but his claws were deep into my sweater so I picked him up really fast to get his claws out of my sweater not knowing his claw was also latched onto my nipple and HOLY FUCK. Omg.

[Cameron]

And to think that people pay to get theirs pierced when all you need is a cat.

[test]

Pics or I call bullshit. That does not sound delightful at all.

[Grim]

You should get a new cat also this turned me on a little

[SIM-2580909]

Heres a list of numbers for emergancy services, hopefully this is helpfull;
Algeria 18 14 Civil protection - 14;[1] National gendarmerie - 1055; Counter Terrorist unit - 1548; Support for children - 3033; Traffic police - 123; Mobile phones - 112.
Angola 113[2] 112 115
Ascension Island 999[3]
Benin 117 112[4] 118 Support for children - 160.
Burundi 117 112 118 Support for children - 116.
Botswana 911 Police - 999; Ambulance - 997; Fire - 998; Mobile phones - 112.
Burkina Faso 17 112 18 Water emergency - 1111; Electricity emergency - 1130.
Cameroon 112 Police - 117; Ambulance - 119; Fire - 118.
Cape Verde 132 130 131 Water/electricity emergency - 800 11 33.
Central African Republic 117 1220 118
Chad 17 2251-4242 18 Ambulance - 2251-1237.
Comoros 17 772-03-73 18 Ambulance - 773-26-04.
Republic of Congo 117 118 Police - 112.
Democratic Republic of Congo 112[5] 118
Djibouti 17 19 18
Egypt 122 123 180 Tourist police – 126; Traffic police – 128; Electricity emergency – 121; Gas emergency – 129; Mobile phones - 112.
Equatorial Guinea 114 112 115 Traffic police - 116.
Eritrea 113 114 116
Ethiopia 911[6] Police - 991;[7] Ambulance - 907;[7] Fire - 939;[7] Traffic police - 945.
Gabon 1730[8] 1300 18
Gambia 117 116 118 Police - 112; Electricity emergency - 124; Water emergency - 125.
Ghana 999 Police - 191; Ambulance - 193; Fire - 192.
Guinea 122 442-020 1717
Guinea-Bissau 112 Police - 117; Ambulance - 119; Fire - 118.
Ivory Coast 111 185 180 Police - 170.
Liberia 911
Kenya 112 or 999
Libya 1515 Ambulance - 193.
Lesotho 123 121 122
Madagascar 117 124 118 Traffic police - 3600.
Malawi 997 998 999 Police - 990.
Mali 17 15 18 Ambulance, Fire - 112.
Mauritius 112 114 115 Police - 999; Fire - 995.
Mauritania 117 101 118 Gendarmerie - 116; Traffic police - 119.
Mayotte 112 Police - 17; Ambulance - 15; Fire - 18.
Morocco 19 15 Royal gendarmerie - 177; Drugs & alcohol service - 113; Racial discrimination hotline - 114; Non-emergency disturbances - 110; General information - 160; National Freeway call center - 5050; Mobile phones - 112.
Mozambique 119 117 198
Namibia 112
Nigeria 112
Niger 17 15 18
Réunion 112 Police - 17; Ambulance - 15; Fire - 18.
Rwanda 112[9] 912 112[9] Traffic police - 113.
Saint Helena 999 911 999
Sao Tome and Principe 112
Senegal 17 15 18
Seychelles 112 or 999 Police - 133; Ambulance - 151.
Sierra Leone 019 999
Somalia 888 999 555 Traffic police - 777.
South Africa 10 111 10 177 Emergency in Cape Town - 107; Mobile phones - 112.
Sudan 999 Traffic police - 777 777.
South Sudan 999[10]
Swaziland 999 977 933
Tanzania 112 115 114 Police - 999.
Togo 117 8200 118
Tristan da Cunha 999 911 999
Tunisia 197 190 198 National guard – 193.
Uganda 112 911 112 Police, Fire - 999.
Western Sahara 150
Zambia 999 Police - 911; Ambulance - 992; Fire - 993; Mobile phones - 112.
Zimbabwe 999 Police - 995; Ambulance - 994; Fire - 993; Mobile phones - 112.
Antarctica[edit]
Country Police Ambulance Fire Notes
Antarctica 911
Asia[edit]
Country Police Ambulance Fire Notes
Abkhazia 102 103 101
Afghanistan 119[11] 112[12] 119[13]
Akrotiri and Dhekelia 112 or 999
Bahrain 999 Mobile phones - 112.
Bangladesh 999 199[14] Those numbers are valid for Dhaka and Chittagong only.
Bhutan 113 112 110
British Indian Ocean Territory 112 or 999
Brunei 993 991 995
Burma 999 Police - 199; Ambulance - 192; Fire - 191.
Cambodia 117 119 118 Child helpline - 1280.
People's Republic of China 110 120 119 Road police - 122; Private ambulance service (Beijing only) - 999. Dialling 112 on a mobile phone plays a bilingual message in English and Chinese about other accessible emergency numbers.
Christmas Island 000
Cocos Islands 000
East Timor 112
Hong Kong 999 Deaf fax/SMS - 992; Mobile phones - 112.
India 100 102 101 Common for Police, medical and fire - 108; Gas leakage - 1906; All emergencies - 112; Blood Requirement - 104; Helpline for women - 181[15]
Indonesia 110 118 113 Ambulance - 119; Search & rescue - 115; Natural disasters - 129; Electricity emergency - 123; Mobile phones - 112.
Iran 110 115 125 Child helpline - 123; Traffic police - 141; Mobile phones - 112.
Iraq 112 or 911 Police - 104; Ambulance - 122; Fire - 115.
Israel 100 101 102 Israel Electric Corporation - 103; Home Front Command - 104; Non-emergency municipal hazards - 106; Mobile phones - 112.
Japan 110 119 Coast guard - 118;[16] Information about emergencies - # 7119 (free call), # 9110 (pay call). 911 redirects to 110.
Jordan 911 Mobile phones - 112.
Kazakhstan 112 Police - 102; Ambulance - 103; Fire - 101; Gas leaks - 104.
Kyrgyzstan 102 103 101
North Korea Democratic People's Republic of Korea 119 Mobile phones - 112.
South Korea Republic of Korea 112 119 National security - 111; Reporting spies - 113; Missing persons - 182; Phone service provider - 114.[17]
Kurdistan 112 or 911 Police - 104; Ambulance - 122; Fire - 115.
Kuwait 112

[Gilbo]

I can feel your pain.. :(

It's like when you see someone get cut in between their fingers or toes with a paper, you can just feel it..

[Torc]

My cat scratched the inside crevices of my armpit once. Hurt like a son of a gun. I wish your nipple a speedy recovery.

[Mafty Navue Erin]

My cat once scratched my nipple off and I had to have extensive cosmetic surgery done involving a piece of pepperoni in order to save my beloved nipple.

[EricCartmanGO]

Photos or it didn't happen.

[Sta.ze]

where the pics at, weedman

[Forsen]

Heres a list of numbers for emergancy services, hopefully this is helpfull;
Algeria 18 14 Civil protection - 14;[1] National gendarmerie - 1055; Counter Terrorist unit - 1548; Support for children - 3033; Traffic police - 123; Mobile phones - 112.
Angola 113[2] 112 115
Ascension Island 999[3]
Benin 117 112[4] 118 Support for children - 160.
Burundi 117 112 118 Support for children - 116.
Botswana 911 Police - 999; Ambulance - 997; Fire - 998; Mobile phones - 112.
Burkina Faso 17 112 18 Water emergency - 1111; Electricity emergency - 1130.
Cameroon 112 Police - 117; Ambulance - 119; Fire - 118.
Cape Verde 132 130 131 Water/electricity emergency - 800 11 33.
Central African Republic 117 1220 118
Chad 17 2251-4242 18 Ambulance - 2251-1237.
Comoros 17 772-03-73 18 Ambulance - 773-26-04.
Republic of Congo 117 118 Police - 112.
Democratic Republic of Congo 112[5] 118
Djibouti 17 19 18
Egypt 122 123 180 Tourist police – 126; Traffic police – 128; Electricity emergency – 121; Gas emergency – 129; Mobile phones - 112.
Equatorial Guinea 114 112 115 Traffic police - 116.
Eritrea 113 114 116
Ethiopia 911[6] Police - 991;[7] Ambulance - 907;[7] Fire - 939;[7] Traffic police - 945.
Gabon 1730[8] 1300 18
Gambia 117 116 118 Police - 112; Electricity emergency - 124; Water emergency - 125.
Ghana 999 Police - 191; Ambulance - 193; Fire - 192.
Guinea 122 442-020 1717
Guinea-Bissau 112 Police - 117; Ambulance - 119; Fire - 118.
Ivory Coast 111 185 180 Police - 170.
Liberia 911
Kenya 112 or 999
Libya 1515 Ambulance - 193.
Lesotho 123 121 122
Madagascar 117 124 118 Traffic police - 3600.
Malawi 997 998 999 Police - 990.
Mali 17 15 18 Ambulance, Fire - 112.
Mauritius 112 114 115 Police - 999; Fire - 995.
Mauritania 117 101 118 Gendarmerie - 116; Traffic police - 119.
Mayotte 112 Police - 17; Ambulance - 15; Fire - 18.
Morocco 19 15 Royal gendarmerie - 177; Drugs & alcohol service - 113; Racial discrimination hotline - 114; Non-emergency disturbances - 110; General information - 160; National Freeway call center - 5050; Mobile phones - 112.
Mozambique 119 117 198
Namibia 112
Nigeria 112
Niger 17 15 18
Réunion 112 Police - 17; Ambulance - 15; Fire - 18.
Rwanda 112[9] 912 112[9] Traffic police - 113.
Saint Helena 999 911 999
Sao Tome and Principe 112
Senegal 17 15 18
Seychelles 112 or 999 Police - 133; Ambulance - 151.
Sierra Leone 019 999
Somalia 888 999 555 Traffic police - 777.
South Africa 10 111 10 177 Emergency in Cape Town - 107; Mobile phones - 112.
Sudan 999 Traffic police - 777 777.
South Sudan 999[10]
Swaziland 999 977 933
Tanzania 112 115 114 Police - 999.
Togo 117 8200 118
Tristan da Cunha 999 911 999
Tunisia 197 190 198 National guard – 193.
Uganda 112 911 112 Police, Fire - 999.
Western Sahara 150
Zambia 999 Police - 911; Ambulance - 992; Fire - 993; Mobile phones - 112.
Zimbabwe 999 Police - 995; Ambulance - 994; Fire - 993; Mobile phones - 112.
Antarctica[edit]
Country Police Ambulance Fire Notes
Antarctica 911
Asia[edit]
Country Police Ambulance Fire Notes
Abkhazia 102 103 101
Afghanistan 119[11] 112[12] 119[13]
Akrotiri and Dhekelia 112 or 999
Bahrain 999 Mobile phones - 112.
Bangladesh 999 199[14] Those numbers are valid for Dhaka and Chittagong only.
Bhutan 113 112 110
British Indian Ocean Territory 112 or 999
Brunei 993 991 995
Burma 999 Police - 199; Ambulance - 192; Fire - 191.
Cambodia 117 119 118 Child helpline - 1280.
People's Republic of China 110 120 119 Road police - 122; Private ambulance service (Beijing only) - 999. Dialling 112 on a mobile phone plays a bilingual message in English and Chinese about other accessible emergency numbers.
Christmas Island 000
Cocos Islands 000
East Timor 112
Hong Kong 999 Deaf fax/SMS - 992; Mobile phones - 112.
India 100 102 101 Common for Police, medical and fire - 108; Gas leakage - 1906; All emergencies - 112; Blood Requirement - 104; Helpline for women - 181[15]
Indonesia 110 118 113 Ambulance - 119; Search & rescue - 115; Natural disasters - 129; Electricity emergency - 123; Mobile phones - 112.
Iran 110 115 125 Child helpline - 123; Traffic police - 141; Mobile phones - 112.
Iraq 112 or 911 Police - 104; Ambulance - 122; Fire - 115.
Israel 100 101 102 Israel Electric Corporation - 103; Home Front Command - 104; Non-emergency municipal hazards - 106; Mobile phones - 112.
Japan 110 119 Coast guard - 118;[16] Information about emergencies - # 7119 (free call), # 9110 (pay call). 911 redirects to 110.
Jordan 911 Mobile phones - 112.
Kazakhstan 112 Police - 102; Ambulance - 103; Fire - 101; Gas leaks - 104.
Kyrgyzstan 102 103 101
North Korea Democratic People's Republic of Korea 119 Mobile phones - 112.
South Korea Republic of Korea 112 119 National security - 111; Reporting spies - 113; Missing persons - 182; Phone service provider - 114.[17]
Kurdistan 112 or 911 Police - 104; Ambulance - 122; Fire - 115.
Kuwait 112

"South Korea Reporting Spies" HAHAHHA