[Zoidberg]

1. Create a guide on how to make money (in said guide post this)
2. Start selling money making guide
3. Update guide with the results from selling said guide
4. ???
5. Profit

I've got so much money it doesn't fit in my closet anymore, and my mom is starting to get a little suspicious.
Spoiler (Click to View) Oh god that reminds me of that time that my mom actually found $700 cash in my backpack.... fuck. That reminds me..

BONUS METHOD: (don actually do dis iz as illegul as wat I did to your mom)
1. Buy bitcoin
2. Network with that kid that ripped you off for $20 of weed in middle school
3. Sell him lbs from the darknet at 30% (don't worry that's most likely still cheaper than what he gets it for)
4. Profit

The best part is... this is all autopilot because life is just a bunch of motions that we watch ourselves go through without any real control or free will. Depersonalization amiritegaiz?

I hope you all have benny-fitted from this high quality guide. Keep on hustlin' and have a nice valentine's day

Now go take your money and buy 100 hoes and report back here with pics so people know this works

[trixed]

This guide is too fuckin lit im wavy rn bro

[Sondr]

LOLOL Yeaaa boiii vouched XD

[Zoidberg]

LOLOL Yeaaa boiii vouched XD

hell yeah brother I hope you're enjoying your 100 bitches

[Zoidberg]

Just wanted to update and say that this method is in fact still working, just in case anyone wasn't sure

[Decoyshot]

So sell fake ebooks and is that if your starting as a noob

[donpanana]

Bruh you forgot to said you're doing 1499$ a day lol

[dnbest]

Bruh you forgot to said you're doing 1499$ a day lol

bruhhh u forgot to not shit post

[dione00]

Lmao! this is comedic gold my brotha