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Funniest thing a user on here has said to you seriously.

What kinds of things do users on here try claim seriously to you?

I just got one now saying
"I've done more in the past 24 hours than you have in your life. I made national news this morning."
(there's only 2 things that could be, neither of which you should be trying to take credit for when people know who did them)

Seen some on threads lately from all these wannabes. One who tried to be snowden a while back pmd me.
The entirety of the eBook section.
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Oh boy. The one kid who threatened to and even attempted to dox me and threatened legal action for cyber bullying because I gave him a neutral saying he was shady as all hell. I still have the PMs
Give me a hug! <3
Back in 2011 some illiterate guy from the Middle East told me he wanted to transport fertilizer into London and sent me an overly excited PM asking if I could drive a truck.

Pretty sure I have the screenshot saved somewhere.
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"It is random but there is a pattern" ~ Black Shadow.
I had a "friend" brag about having a 7" dick and a dodge challenger, and some other stuff. He once told me I should go to church and proceeded to get drunk while underage.
(Mar 24, 2017 12:49 AM)Firefly969 Wrote:  I had a "friend" brag about having a 7" dick and a dodge challenger, and some other stuff. He once told me I should go to church and proceeded to get drunk while underage.

Isn't 7" average basically? Don't think it's noteworthy, even if he was serious.
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"Buy my ebook and you will make Bank"
(Mar 24, 2017 12:52 AM)Larceny Wrote:  Isn't 7" average basically? Don't think it's noteworthy, even if he was serious.

I think like 6.5 is average, but still, it was just one of those things that he brought up so much because he thought it made him a better person or something. He just spent a lot of time bragging as if he was perfect and had everything.

(Mar 24, 2017 12:53 AM)TheTurboEngineers Wrote:  "Buy my ebook and you will make Bank"

shit really? hmu. I've saved all my life and will send you all of it to live the dream easy life.
Some time ago I used to sell fireworks on HF, someone contacted me and asked me if I could make him a bomb to blow up the local police department.
(Mar 24, 2017 01:01 AM)ۤMD5 Wrote:  Some time ago I used to sell fireworks on HF, someone contacted me and asked me if I could make him a bomb to blow up the local police department.

LMFAO, bro.. You sold fireworks on HF? Legend.
It wasn't said to me specifically but I don't know if it was serious and I really hope it wasn't but some dude said "Hahahahhahah get brains before you spoken lmao". It's probably the most amazing thing I've ever read here.
Meh it was spooky hacker,he asked does ewhoreing money go into tax records
(Mar 24, 2017 12:15 AM)Larceny Wrote:  The entirety of the eBook section.

I second this 🤣
(Mar 24, 2017 12:15 AM)Larceny Wrote:  The entirety of the eBook section.

You could not be anymore right


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