[Beigevenus]

Introduction

Hello my fellow Hackforumers... As I'm sitting in front of my computer taking a sip from my Monster Assault, I realize, I have to make a post showing off some of my ridiculous software! And so I decided to start of with my neat little invention, The Totally Accurate Deep Web Simulator.

The Software

Alright, so I made this silly Batch file, which is basically just a roll the dice with more than 6 outcomes. It asks you if you want to "Enter the Deep Web", and if the user answers yes, one of the outcomes is shown (Just like the real Deep Web, right?!).

The Source Code

Since I don't wan't anyone to think that my file is actually a RAT, that will take over your computer, I've decided to post the source code instead of an actual batch file! You're welcome. I would however, appreciate if you didn't take credit for the code, since I'm the one who wrote it, thanks!

Code

@echo off

:start
cls
echo Welcome to the Totally Accurate Deep Web Simulator.
echo A ridiculous batch file made by EP Team member Decay.
echo.
echo Would you like to enter the Deep Web?
echo 1. Yes
echo 2. No
set /p ch=:
if %ch%==1 goto continue
if %ch%==2 goto exit
cls
echo Please enter a valid option.
timeout /t 2
goto start

:continue
cls
set /a num=%random% %% 7
if %num%==0 goto 0
if %num%==1 goto 1
if %num%==2 goto 2
if %num%==3 goto 3
if %num%==4 goto 4
if %num%==5 goto 5
if %num%==6 goto 6

:0
echo.
echo You have been abducted by a russian kidnapper.
echo.
pause
goto end

:1
echo.
echo You have been traced by the FBI and have been arrested.
echo.
pause
goto end

:2
echo.
echo You got a virus, which wiped your hardrive.
echo.
pause
goto end

:3
echo.
echo You have been kidnapped to feature in a 'Red Room' show.
echo.
pause
goto end

:4
echo.
echo You were scammed and lost several Bitcoins.
echo.
pause
goto end

:5
echo.
echo You were scarred for life, because of the horrible things found below the surface.
echo.
pause
goto end

:6
echo.
echo A hit was placed on you for interrupting important business.
echo.
pause
goto end

:end
cls
echo Maybe you weren't cut out for Deep Web exploration after all, huh?
echo.
echo Do you want to try again?
echo 1. Yes
echo 2. No
set /p ch=:
if %ch%==1 goto continue
if %ch%==2 goto exit
cls
echo Please enter a valid option.
timeout /t 2
goto end

:exit
exit

Using the File

If you want to use my genius creation (which you can!), you just copy the source code from above, paste it into Notepad (or Notepad++, if you're fancy) and save it as "Anything.bat" without the quotes. Simple as that.
EDIT: I would appreciate any feedback if you choose to try my ridiculous "minigame" if you can call it that!

QTDWBA (Questions That Definitely Will Be Asked)

Did you steal this from "EPT Member Decay"?
No, I did not steal this. In fact, I am Decay of the EP Team. Take that!

Are you a total loser, with absolutely no life, no partner and next to no friends?
Yes, yes indeed I am.

[Katarina Du Couteau]

Now that is some HQ BS 🤣

[Beigevenus]

Now that is some HQ BS 🤣

Thank you 😏 I live for making stuff like this!

[ɩᴄᴀʀᴜȿ ᴌוᴠᴇѕ™]

You put more effort into the thread than you did the script.

[Beigevenus]

You put more effort into the thread than you did the script.

I know XD Actually, it's just one of my old weird scripts I have lying around, I'm planning on making more posts if I find any more total BS scripts, or something decent maybe even useful! 🤣

[ɩᴄᴀʀᴜȿ ᴌוᴠᴇѕ™]

You should make something useful! Or just chellenging in general! :) check my threads. I have video tutorials!

[Beigevenus]

You should make something useful! Or just chellenging in general! :) check my threads. I have video tutorials!

I'll try XD Thanks! (Sneak peak: I'm thinking about posting about my Powerplan Switcher next! It's quite handy)

[zask]

Not trying to burst your bubble but I've known about this trick for forever now,
I'm sure you didn't create it, well you may have manually typed the script though... Add some more quality to it, either way thanks for sharing.

Code

set /a num=%random% %% 7
if %num%==0 goto 0
if %num%==1 goto 1
if %num%==2 goto 2
if %num%==3 goto 3
if %num%==4 goto 4
if %num%==5 goto 5
if %num%==6 goto 6
If %num%==7 goto 7
:1
:2
:3
:4
:6
:7

[ɩᴄᴀʀᴜȿ ᴌוᴠᴇѕ™]

Not trying to burst your bubble but I've known about this trick for forever now,
I'm sure you didn't create it, well you may have manually typed the script though... Add some more quality to it, either way thanks for sharing.

Code

set /a num=%random% %% 7
if %num%==0 goto 0
if %num%==1 goto 1
if %num%==2 goto 2
if %num%==3 goto 3
if %num%==4 goto 4
if %num%==5 goto 5
if %num%==6 goto 6
If %num%==7 goto 7
:1
:2
:3
:4
:6
:7

That's truly not a trick at all. In fact, it's bad habit.

[zask]

That's truly not a trick at all. In fact, it's bad habit.

I know that there is a better way to do it, I'm just saying I have already seen it before.

You would avoid spaghetti code like this.

Code

@echo off
Set /a "num="%random% %% 3"

If "%num%"=="0" (
Echo 0
Pause )

If "%num%"=="1" (
Echo 1
Pause )

If "%num%"=="2" (
Echo 2
Pause )

If "%num%"=="3" (
Echo 3
Pause )
Rem etc...

[Beigevenus]

Not trying to burst your bubble but I've known about this trick for forever now,
I'm sure you didn't create it, well you may have manually typed the script though... Add some more quality to it, either way thanks for sharing.

Code

set /a num=%random% %% 7
if %num%==0 goto 0
if %num%==1 goto 1
if %num%==2 goto 2
if %num%==3 goto 3
if %num%==4 goto 4
if %num%==5 goto 5
if %num%==6 goto 6
If %num%==7 goto 7
:1
:2
:3
:4
:6
:7

Well, no. Of course I didn't invent the "Roll the Dice" and I never claimed that I did... I just wanted to share my totally stupid creation with you guys, it wasn't the "Roll the Dice" that was supposed to be important, it was the outcomes... Kay?!