[Young Dagger Dick]

Life hadn't always been easy for Rodrick Heffley, growing up in New York city, he grew to learn that the only love was in money, and that people would always let him down.
At grade 7, he was caught with a pistol and sent to panthersville
8th grade he started playing football, then he was like fuck the field.
Ninth grade , Robot was Knocking niggas out, nigga like holyfield.
Fast forward,2017 , and he's a transgender doing quickies on a street conrner

I myself, and many others may wonder where he went wrong, what drove him to this point. But one can never know.
You never know the small details someone chose in their life to make them end up in the situation.
It could be spending all your money on a low end bitcoin gambling website
Or it could not be, or it could.
But something changed Rodrick during his cold life, and he snapped.

This thread is dedicated to what brought the young Mr.Robot to the state he is in today.
A transvestite going my the name "Lady Luxurious" in the streets of New York City, who hollas for a dolla.
I will every day with a small story about how Mr.Robot came to be.

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Story #1 Part 1
Mr Robot and the dreadful cold
4/28/2017
It was a chilly winter day, and as school was drawing to the end, Rodrick,also known as Mr.Robot was dying to see the latest deal disputes and fraud reports on him so he could reply to them as many times as possible and win top poster of the week on hackforums.net.

He always talked about hackforums, to him mom, and to his pillow that he had drew a tuxedo on with sharpie and labeled "dad" on . At one point he had talked to his friends about hackforums as well, but they eventually all blocked him on snapchat because he always called them fucking skids.

Having a single mother, robot always was hungry , and could never satisfy his constant pain in the stomach cavities.
Robot's mother, was always busy and never payed any attention to him. This day in pirtucalar he arrived to find her just moaning and yelling "FUCK FUCK FUCK" in her bedroom with the door locked , "wow , shes been dating this guy for a week and they are already fighting " Robot thought to himself.

About ten minutes later, Robots Cousin and his mother came out of the room, and asked him how he was doing.
Robot's cousin was a wise man. He always wore the strangest collegian, it smelt sour, musky, and his eyes were always bloodshot from spraying so much and accidentally hitting his eye robot assumed. and he had a way with women. most of the time they had very gross mouths , and teeth missing, and they would always beg to be with him, " wow, if only I could learn to do what my cousin does, I would be amazing" Robot thought.

[Young Dagger Dick]

Lady Luxirious part.2 coming tonight

[Mr. Corleone]

I've really enjoyed this story man.
Can't believe someone is finally posting some truth on this fucking forum.
I can vouch for the legitimacy.

[Malicious Intent]

Lmao ... Ill be watching this series. Sounds like a great scenario...

[Young Dagger Dick]

Robot had spent the past few days thinking about his plan, he wanted to get bitches like his mom, but how?
All his cousin had ever shown him was how to roll a blunt? how could he become a street nigga with no street knowledge?
Robot was left with a tough question, so he went to his go to place where all the other little shits went to ask questions because they have no friends to ask in person
Hackforums.net
He pondered about possible thread titles
"How to get bitches"? no, it's hackforums, they are all handfuckers, they don't know.
"How to run the streets"? no, robot was too cool to go into the vices section, that was for trashy members, they aren't even members of the forum, they are just meth heads with the average account lifetime of a year because they all die fast.
"How to get bitches like my mom"? Yes, that was it. Everyone on here has fucked my mom, someone will most defniately be able to help me get bitches like my mom.
Mr.Robot posted the thread, and waited for a response, then.. he saw Orgy browsing it..
Since Robot was l33t, he couldn't revenge rep orgy, he was denfeseless , and he saw a -3 in coming in his near future.
What will happen next!
Save the thread to see soon!

[Autowall]

This is mad gay and weird. Op, go get a rope and hang yourself.

[SkullTraill]

Yo nigga, link me your PayPal I'll throw you a few dollars if you actually write a story every single day for at least a month.

Me and Mr. Robot are cool, but this is the kind of joke I really enjoy.

[Grim]

lmao good stuff man. i knew it was true

[Young Dagger Dick]

This is mad gay and weird. Op, go get a rope and hang yourself.

you're just jealous that Mr.Robot isn't telling you his origin stories so you can personally write about them.

[Mr. Robot]

This is scary how much you know about me.

[Young Dagger Dick]

This is scary how much you know about me.

theres a new king of doxing on hackforums Mr.Robot.

[Felony_the_Cat]

Lmao gr8 story m8. Enjoyed very much, thnx

[Young Dagger Dick]

As expected, the Robot was now negged and he was battling depression.
It had been 4 hours since orgy had opened his thread, negged him, and then left, but no one had posted? How could so many people fuck my mom and still no one will leak the method on how?
Maybe it is in the premium sellers section he thought to himself.
Robot pm'ed H3GOd as he always had the methods to make millions, and many methods on how to do various things.
H3God replied stating that he did in fact have a method on how to fuck his mom and that it would cost 39.99 for the diamond package which included 24/7 support (7 skype messages back and forth) and a refund gauretee (had to record trying to fuck your mom and getting declined in order to claim refund)
Robot pondered the purchase for a moment.
What should I Do? He thought.

Save thread to read more Robot tales tommorow!

[Montenero]

Some of the funniest shit I've read in a long time. Good job OP

[Malicious Intent]

Rofl this thread is my daily read... love the story line.