[Flaxpicker]

Cliffs:

Guy in his 20s was walking side by side towards me with his girlfriend
They were taking up the entire sidewalk and probably expected me to move out of the way
I kept walking towards them basically playing a game of chicken 
I mildly shoulder checked his girlfriend as they passed
She made a big deal about it 
The guy squared up with me and wanted to fight right there
I calmly said I don't street fight because I know the consequences but he was more than welcome to meet me at my crossfit gym and we could fight with a referee and a few witnesses
He kept calling me names thinking I would engage right there so I said we could go to the gym right now if he wanted to fight
His girlfriend said "don't waste your time on this guy" and he backed off
So I tried to instigate him by making it sound like his girlfriend wore the pants in their relationship ("Yeah you better listen to her" etc.)
I told him where my crossfit gym is and that I'll be there tomorrow at 5 pm "if your girlfriend lets you leave the house"
He didn't do jack shit and left with his girlfriend

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Ay man fuck u I’ll be there tomorrow

[Wisprr]

Lmao, he's s bitch tryna show off in front of his girl. If he really cared it would've been on sight lol

[Artemis Fowl]

Can't blame someone for tryna show off, but truth of the matter is if you're going to fight someone you don't waste time with the monologue, they either throw their hands up and fight or get dropped.

[ZerFallen]

Is your goal to be HF's Superman or something? Every thread you post is quaking with testosterone.

[oRequiem]

That's what I like to hear, he got spooked.

[Millimeter Peter]

Wow man handled the situation like a true silver back alpha male.

[Flaxpicker]

I will make sure I go to the gym at 5 pm sharp tomorrow just in case he shows up with his girlfriend

[Sh4rk Seny]

Posting to keep track of this.
As Millimeter Peter said, well-handled man.

[SupremeBot]

Crossfit? What are you gay?

[AMAVI]

Crossfit? What are you gay?

Of course, instead of fighting the guy, the second he comes to the gym he'll make love to him, OP has tricked the dude into thinking he's walking into a one man fight, little does he know, him and his 15 crossfit buddies are going to run a train on him.

[CyberStrike]

Of course, instead of fighting the guy, the second he comes to the gym he'll make love to him, OP has tricked the dude into thinking he's walking into a one man fight, little does he know, him and his 15 crossfit buddies are going to run a train on him.

haha that's quite the bait and switch

OP you better not lose if this dude shows up I don't want to see "I got beat up at the gym" thread tomorrow.  You know moving out of the way is just being polite nothing wrong with it.

[Armada]

Cliffs:

Guy in his 20s was walking side by side towards me with his girlfriend
They were taking up the entire sidewalk and probably expected me to move out of the way
I kept walking towards them basically playing a game of chicken 
I mildly shoulder checked his girlfriend as they passed
She made a big deal about it 
The guy squared up with me and wanted to fight right there
I calmly said I don't street fight because I know the consequences but he was more than welcome to meet me at my crossfit gym and we could fight with a referee and a few witnesses
He kept calling me names thinking I would engage right there so I said we could go to the gym right now if he wanted to fight
His girlfriend said "don't waste your time on this guy" and he backed off
So I tried to instigate him by making it sound like his girlfriend wore the pants in their relationship ("Yeah you better listen to her" etc.)
I told him where my crossfit gym is and that I'll be there tomorrow at 5 pm "if your girlfriend lets you leave the house"
He didn't do jack shit and left with his girlfriend

> I told him where my crossfit gym is and that I'll be there tomorrow at 5 pm "if your girlfriend lets you leave the house"
He didn't do jack shit and left with his girlfriend


Are you fucking kidding me? 🤣
Your funny bro, but I highly doubt any of this happened IRL.

Pretty sure if I ran across you you would not be "shoulder brushing my girl" and if you did, Id fucking likely knock you out if you pissed her, or me off.

I think you talk way more shit than you are actually capable of, and frankly I dont see what bragging about made up scenarios does for you, but OKAY. 👍

[Millimeter Peter]

> I told him where my crossfit gym is and that I'll be there tomorrow at 5 pm "if your girlfriend lets you leave the house"
He didn't do jack shit and left with his girlfriend


Are you fucking kidding me?  🤣
Your funny bro, but I highly doubt any of this happened IRL.

Pretty sure if I ran across you you would not be "shoulder brushing my girl" and if you did, Id fucking likely knock you out if you pissed her, or me off.

I think you talk way more shit than you are actually capable of, and frankly I dont see what bragging about made up scenarios does for you, but OKAY.  👍

"Id fucking likely knock you out if you pissed her, or me off."
Said it like a civilized true alpha silver back male gorilla.  👍 🎉

[shreder]

As he walks into the gym some retard will fling a 200lb kettleweight breaking his back and hit the guy in the head.