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So I ate a lightbulb now my friend is engaged
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Jul 14, 2018 03:49 AM (This post was last modified: Jul 14, 2018 03:51 AM by Scriph.)
So this one girl I used to talk to but blocked twice cuz  she made a new account, then later messaged me on her brothers account.

So I was with my friend being amused and he wanted to get her Snapchat to annoy her. (He had a gf at the time)
Well he says he's gonna get her wrapped around his finger and shit so I'm thinking this is a bit to far.

Welll his girlfriend breaks up with him and in a week they are dating. Backfire #1

So through my cringe about a month later (one fucking month and one irl date mind you...)
I ask to eat his dead lightbulb (it's a fun "party trick")

He doesn't think I'm serious so he says " if you eat it I'll ask her to marry me "

So I eat a peice of that lightbulb and now he is fucked. A few days later he FUCKING VIDEOCHATS HER and asks her to marry him.
She says yes.
I ran down to the basement and cringed for like 30 minutes. Backfire 2.

He's 18 she's 15 like she can't even marry for another year.

If someone wants to hmu and shoot me in the toe that'd be great
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Jul 14, 2018 03:52 AM
mmmmm i wish u chocked on that lightbulb and didn't post this cringe on here
thx pls
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Jul 14, 2018 03:53 AM
so you ate a part of a lightbulb AND your friend is gonna marry your ex? what did you gain out of this situation
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Jul 14, 2018 03:56 AM
What did I just read. Sounds like someone had a fun night but I don't think any highschoolers are getting married because of a dare
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Jul 14, 2018 04:03 AM
how many cocaines did you smonk this month
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Jul 14, 2018 04:04 AM
(Jul 14, 2018 04:03 AM)Sir-Teabag Wrote:  how many cocaines did you smonk this month

You know just the average pound
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Jul 14, 2018 04:09 AM
(Jul 14, 2018 04:04 AM)RonzaX Wrote:  You know just the average pound

not even a kilo smh

fuckin weak
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Jul 14, 2018 04:12 AM
This kinda seems like a Jay from The inbetweeners moment. Full of bollocks, and continues with it anyway?
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Jul 14, 2018 04:17 AM
You asked for it to be honest, you made a bet and held up your part of the deal and so did he. You knew about the consequences so why would you encourage it if it wasn’t what you wanted?
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Jul 14, 2018 04:19 AM
(Jul 14, 2018 04:17 AM)Antisocial Wrote:  You asked for it to be honest, you made a bet and held up your part of the deal and so did he. You knew about the consequences so why would you encourage it if it wasn’t what you wanted?

I believe you are trying to reason with a 5 year old unfortunately. Best put your efforts to good use elsewhere :)
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Jul 14, 2018 04:34 AM
I hope the 18 year old fucks her in the ass and he gets arrested.

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Jul 14, 2018 04:37 AM
hey where can we get invitations to this little pedo group ya got going on??
(Oct 12, 2018 11:31 AM)Omniscient Wrote:  We miss you too.  Why aren't you around as much? WTF!
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Jul 14, 2018 05:18 AM (This post was last modified: Jul 14, 2018 05:20 AM by Antisocial.)
(Jul 14, 2018 04:19 AM)Imtrashhelpme Wrote:  I believe you are trying to reason with a 5 year old unfortunately. Best put your efforts to good use elsewhere :)

That’s okay I act like a 5 year old too a lot.
(Jul 14, 2018 04:34 AM)Ravioli Wrote:  I hope the 18 year old fucks her in the ass and he gets arrested.

/thread

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Jul 14, 2018 05:22 AM
(Jul 14, 2018 05:18 AM)Antisocial Wrote:  Ravioli, ravioli give me the formioli
ravioli ravioli give me the cannoli
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Jul 14, 2018 05:25 AM
Why would you eat a lightbulb lmfao..
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