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Compare yourself with a product/object

So, I need to give a presentation on school about me comparing myself to a product. I couldn't think of anything, so I thought why not make a thread and let other people do it. Maybe I can choose one of yours.

EXAMPLE: I am a bottle of vodka, because I give my opinion fast, speak easily and am messy.
EXAMPLE 2: I am a rollercoaster, because it doesnt matter how I reach my goal, I am reaching it.

Thanks.

EDIT:
Got one. I am a plant, because I am always growing as a person. 🤣
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That is silly. Well, I suppose you could be anything?
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(Oct 24, 2018 01:20 PM)Almonds Wrote:  That is silly. Well, I suppose you could be anything?

I know, I am paying a lot to go to school and I am getting this shit. 9/10 I will be a dropout soon.
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It's just a metaphorical concept- it doesn't seem that hard at all
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(Oct 24, 2018 01:22 PM)StoneIsland Wrote:  I know, I am paying a lot to go to school and I am getting this shit. 9/10 I will be a dropout soon.

Mhm, I have the same feeling sometimes. Fucking scam, lol.
Gotta have a degree though!
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I can compare myself to a star because sometimes I shine the brightest but sometimes i tend to go super nova
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I am a piece of clothing because i warm people ???
I got one. I am a plant, because I am always growing as a person. I can talk a lot of bullshit with this one, so it's good.
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