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What is a good joke?
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Oct 28, 2018 08:43 AM (This post was last modified: Oct 28, 2018 08:43 AM by Narovv.)
Do you know of any good jokes? Post a funny joke or riddle in here.

Here is mine:

Question: Is an older one-hundred dollar bill worth more than a newer one?

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Oct 28, 2018 08:44 AM
There are no good jokes we found this out yesterday in boxxy's thread

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Oct 28, 2018 08:45 AM
What's a writing utensil's favorite place to go on vacation?

Pencil-vania
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Oct 28, 2018 08:46 AM
What gets wetter the more it dries?

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Oct 28, 2018 08:47 AM
none of these jokes are funny, just give up.
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Oct 28, 2018 08:49 AM
(Oct 28, 2018 08:47 AM)savaged. Wrote:  none of these jokes are funny, just give up.

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?





The space bar.
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Oct 28, 2018 08:49 AM (This post was last modified: Oct 28, 2018 08:49 AM by Narovv.)
(Oct 28, 2018 08:46 AM)Zettabit Wrote:  What gets wetter the more it dries?

I got the answer. It's a towel, the more it dries a surface or area, the more it gets wet.
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Oct 28, 2018 08:49 AM
(Oct 28, 2018 08:49 AM)LazyKiller Wrote:  What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?





The space bar.

that was awful dude, you 100% got that from google.
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Oct 28, 2018 08:50 AM
Yeah most of them are stupid nowadays- speaks much of the generation too
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Oct 28, 2018 08:50 AM
(Oct 28, 2018 08:49 AM)savaged. Wrote:  that was awful dude, you 100% got that from google.

Yes, I did.
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
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Oct 28, 2018 08:51 AM
(Oct 28, 2018 08:50 AM)LazyKiller Wrote:  Yes, I did.
😭  😭  😭  😭  😭

please never do that again, cringe as fuck
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Oct 28, 2018 08:53 AM
(Oct 28, 2018 08:51 AM)savaged. Wrote:  please never do that again, cringe as fuck

This is mine:

How do you make some holy water?
You need to boil the hell out of it.
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Oct 28, 2018 08:54 AM
(Oct 28, 2018 08:53 AM)LazyKiller Wrote:  This is mine:

How do you make some holy water?
You need to boil the hell out of it.

just give up, these jokes are horrible mate
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Oct 28, 2018 08:54 AM
What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park you car, man.
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Oct 28, 2018 08:56 AM
(Oct 28, 2018 08:54 AM)Bossk Wrote:  What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park you car, man.

This is really horrible. I'm sorry man.
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