[k8z]

He and his girl are always yelling. Gets on the piss and yells at people at the pub next door. He bangs on my walls and stomps on the floor. Our walls are connected so it's very loud. I've tried ignoring him for months since I've moved in but can no longer stand it. One time I asked him to stop banging on my wall and then only banged louder. I was cleaning my bathroom at 11am on a Sunday... I waited thought that was a respectable time to use my laundry sink. Bangs. Yesterday night he was banging so loud I finally threatened to call the cops and he stopped. But this morning he's back at it again. He's a drunk, aggressive derelict old man beating on his wife and disturbing my peace. Cops can't do shit, landlord neither. He's aware he can bang on my walls and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it. I really don't want to stoop to his level but at this point that's the only option I have. Soooo anyone have good suggestions on how to troll him?

[Vibe]

Bang on his walls back or fart spray his door. Play a 6ix9ine album really loud followed by a bhad babbie song

[shreder]

High pitched sound throughout the night

[k8z]

Bang on his walls back or fart spray his door. Play a 6ix9ine album really loud followed by a bhad babbie song

Lol I don't wanna disturb my other neighbors so can't play music. It'd be golden if I knew his IP or could control his Bluetooth speaker. As for banging, he'll just bang back harder. I'm thinking ass spray, bird food all over his stairs and landing. Bringing his bins in before they get emptied.. need more

[Gary Clark Jr.]

Bringing his bins in before they get emptied.

I can really get behind doing this.

[Nima304]

Lol I don't wanna disturb my other neighbors so can't play music. It'd be golden if I knew his IP or could control his Bluetooth speaker. As for banging, he'll just bang back harder. I'm thinking ass spray, bird food all over his stairs and landing. Bringing his bins in before they get emptied.. need more

You're on the right track, I especially like that last idea.

[shreder]

Lol I don't wanna disturb my other neighbors so can't play music. It'd be golden if I knew his IP or could control his Bluetooth speaker. As for banging, he'll just bang back harder. I'm thinking ass spray, bird food all over his stairs and landing. Bringing his bins in before they get emptied.. need more

are any of the vents connected? ass spray is a awesome one, doesn't work that great outside nor do you want to be caught spraying his stuff.

[k8z]

are any of the vents connected? ass spray is a awesome one, doesn't work that great outside nor do you want to be caught spraying his stuff.

Nope. I think the bins and airhorn when he bangs are gonna be the go to.

[shreder]

Nope. I think the bins and airhorn when he bangs are gonna be the go to.

you don't want it to be blatant that it's you. I think a random super loud sound at 4-5AM like house shaking loud for a split second should do the trick.

[jecoylecoy]

Transfer to another apartment if the landlord allowed such behavior.

[Haaks]

Go sleep over at a friend for a few days. And place a subwoofer facing your wall. Wich will play hard music when it will detect noice.

[Features]

Bang on his walls back or fart spray his door. Play a 6ix9ine album really loud followed by a bhad babbie song

🤣 fart spray his door

[Juoku]

So you can either do the "Scott" which is murder his parents, make chili out of them and make him eat it, then tell him it's his parents.

OR, for actual ideas, you can glue stuff to his house, glue his bins so they won't open, take dog shit and rub it all over his door handle / steps, you can paint random shit on his house, puncture his tires, spray paint his car, put nails everywhere on his property (this also works with Lego), start dating his daughter, get her pregnant and leave, dig up a grave and bury the bones in his backyard, make sure he touches the shovel, call the cops.

[2xTheTap115]

If this guy beats his wife, you can always report it to the social services or other similar institution. I know that the police do nothing in such cases, but believe me, if a public utility reports the matter to the police, they will not be able to ignore it and will have to intervene. Just call, you can do it anonymously if you don't want to be involved. I hope it helps you

[Deany]

I would move out asap. Can't stand obnoxious neighbors.