[hayesh]

Make a man a fire and hell be warm for a night

Set a man on fire and hell be warm for the rest of his life

[Marketplace]

Or send him to hell

Works as well

[Neon™]

If your parachute breaks you have the rest of your life to fix it.

[【ＯＭＥＧＡ】]

If your parachute breaks you have the rest of your life to fix it.

Haha this one was pretty good.

[Yanix]

If your parachute breaks you have the rest of your life to fix it.

I am just hoping he will fix it really fast :D

[Shrooms]

Well this is going to be a thread full of shit jokes so here is mine.

What smells like red paint but is blue?
Blue paint