[hayesh]

Why do you do it?what makes you ruin a perfectly good pizza with f*cking pineapple

[Deany]

They sure are a demented bunch lol

[SynergizerX]

Ah, the age-old pineapple on pizza debate, a culinary battleground where taste buds clash and friendships are tested. You see, my dear misguided friend, it's not about ruining a pizza; it's about transcending.

Picture this: a slice of heaven, a symphony of flavors dancing on your palate. The sweet, succulent kiss of pineapple meets the warm, melted embrace of cheese. It's a juxtaposition of opposites, a daring tango of taste that defies convention.

Sure, you could stick to the classics, but where's the fun in that haha? Pineapple on pizza is the rebel, the renegade, the maverick of the pizza world. It's a culinary test, a challenge to the status quo, a declaration that you refuse to be confined by the constraints of tradition.

And let's not forget the psychological warfare it wages on those with fragile sensibilities. The mere mention of pineapple on pizza is enough to send purists into a frenzy, their culinary sensibilities offended to their core. It's a deliciously sadistic pleasure i must admit, a rebellious act of culinary anarchy.

So, my friend, Pineapple on pizza, my dear incredulous companion, is not just a deviation; it's a culinary insurgency, a calculated act of defiance against the bland, predictable norms. It's a rebellion against the culinary establishment, a flagrant display of anarchy on a plate.

Imagine, if you will, the horrified gasps of the pizza purists as they behold this abomination. It's a wicked pleasure, a diabolical glee, to see their orthodox sensibilities crumble before the audacity of a pineapple slice. It's a sinister smirk in the face of tradition.

This is not just about taste; it's about power. It's about seizing the moment to declare that we are not bound by the chains of convention. We relish in the chaos, we delight in the discomfort it causes, and revel in the knowledge that we have disrupted the order of things.

The pineapple on pizza is a symbol, a rallying cry for those who dare to tread the forbidden path. It's a covenant with the culinary underworld, a pact with the darkness of the world. It's a taste of anarchy, a morsel of malevolence, and a wicked testament that in the realm of pizza, there are no rules, only the delicious abyss of rebellion.

[1337GAMER]

I will never understand people who like to eat pizza this way. Yuck.

[Jadzia]

I think it simply comes down to some people crave the salty/sweet combination.

[TalebanFredd]

I do not care pineapple doesn't belong on pizza it's a sin

[siro1212]

I'll never understand honestly

[LilTurdKilla]

i love to put the pinnacle whipped vodka and pineapple on the pizza i eat for din din

[The Pact]

Pizza is no good without either pineapple or cranberry sauce. Cranberry sauce chicken is the only other good pizza, But I'm mostly sick of all pizza. And did you know that one thin crust slice of pizza is the same amount of calories as full weight watcher's dinner?

[Biggs]

Depending where you are from, people may like or dislike pineapple on pizza. I don't mind it to be honest used to eat a few pineapple pizza's when I was younger - now that I'm older it's not my first choice but it's not that bad.

[Syndicate]

Honestly, I don't have an answer for you. I just like it. Same way you probably like sugar or something in your coffee?

[CyMillion]

Ananas on pizza is goated, it gives you the fresh feeling in your mouth. It revives you formly

[Alpha Geek]

I think it simply comes down to some people crave the salty/sweet combination.

That's all it is really! The combination of sweet and salty/savory.

I personally enjoy all kinds of weird combinations, hell I still put ketchup on Mac and cheese.

My fiancé hates fruit that's been warmed up so she's definitely against pineapple on pizza, but I think it just adds a flavor burst, especially with the ham and a good sauce.

[DashPHP]

I've had pineapple on me pizza like 3 times in my life and i enjoyed it. Not my main choice of toppings but i certainly wouldn't mind it.

Usually would nip off the pineapple pieces and eat em first haha

[Alpha Geek]

My girlfriend will fight your girlfriend.

Are we betting Bytes on the outcome?