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Oct 18, 2023 01:46 AM
Let's get some comedy going!

I'll start:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!
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Oct 18, 2023 02:10 AM
(Oct 18, 2023 01:46 AM)Koyote Wrote:  Let's get some comedy going!

I'll start:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

I never knew what happiness was until I got married—and then it was too late. [Image: keek.gif] ... [Image: keeksad.png]
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Oct 18, 2023 02:14 AM
(Oct 18, 2023 02:10 AM)Alien8ed Wrote:  I never knew what happiness was until I got married—and then it was too late. [Image: keek.gif] ... [Image: keeksad.png]

Very good :D

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Oct 18, 2023 03:08 AM
(Oct 18, 2023 02:10 AM)Alien8ed Wrote:  I never knew what happiness was until I got married—and then it was too late. [Image: keek.gif] ... [Image: keeksad.png]

This is one crazy one.
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Oct 18, 2023 03:18 AM
(Oct 18, 2023 03:08 AM)ร乇CU尺I丅ү ™ Wrote:  This is one crazy one.

One joke a family member always used to say:

"I thought I was incomplete till I met my wife... now I'm finished!"
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Oct 18, 2023 03:19 AM
(Oct 18, 2023 03:18 AM)Koyote Wrote:  One joke a family member always used to say:

"I thought I was incomplete till I met my wife... now I'm finished!"

Lol all the wife jokes are just amazing !
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Oct 18, 2023 03:19 AM
(Oct 18, 2023 03:19 AM)ร乇CU尺I丅ү ™ Wrote:  Lol all the wife jokes are just amazing !

Reminds me of a Rodney Dangerfield one from way back in the day:

"My wife says we should talk more after sex... so she calls me from the hotel"
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Oct 18, 2023 03:21 AM
(Oct 18, 2023 03:19 AM)Koyote Wrote:  Reminds me of a Rodney Dangerfield one from way back in the day:

"My wife says we should talk more after sex... so she calls me from the hotel"

here's another one:

Why did the wife bring a ladder to the bar?

Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
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Oct 18, 2023 03:26 AM
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?
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Oct 18, 2023 03:28 AM
(Oct 18, 2023 03:21 AM)ร乇CU尺I丅ү ™ Wrote:  here's another one:

Why did the wife bring a ladder to the bar?

Because she heard the drinks were on the house!

Haha nice!

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says "oi, we don't serve food here!"

(Oct 18, 2023 03:26 AM)Jinu Wrote:  If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?

Flight mode doesn't work. Put mine on, threw the phone out the window and it just fell to the ground.
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Oct 18, 2023 03:30 AM
A blind guy walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.
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Oct 18, 2023 03:44 AM
(Oct 18, 2023 03:28 AM)Koyote Wrote:  Haha nice!

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says "oi, we don't serve food here!"


Flight mode doesn't work. Put mine on, threw the phone out the window and it just fell to the ground.

LOL this was also a good one.
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Oct 18, 2023 03:44 AM
(Oct 18, 2023 03:35 AM)Dyne Wrote:  😭😭😭😭


I was going to make a dead baby joke like a teenager.
Then I realized how many dads are probably on this forum now.

Man that’s so fucked up… lemme hear one.
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Oct 18, 2023 04:05 AM
(Oct 18, 2023 01:46 AM)Koyote Wrote:  Let's get some comedy going!

I'll start:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

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Oct 18, 2023 04:07 AM
(Oct 18, 2023 04:05 AM)Tor Wrote:  "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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