[Calmbot]

say you just landed on mars with enough things to make it survival for billions of years what would you do and would you want to live there in the first place? (you can also take 1 person of your choice this can be anyone)

[Pr0m3th3us]

Yes but it would be an extreme physical challenge. Also there would need to be a steady supply of Beer…

[DemonAsylum]

Nah fuck all of that. I'm all set down here on good ole planet earth. I'm sure circumstances could arise that make me change my mind though lol.

[Calmbot]

Yes but it would be an extreme physical challenge. Also there would need to be a steady supply of Beer…

"im only gonna have 1 beer" and then in the next hour i have finished a whole bottle of vodka

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Nah fuck all of that. I'm all set down here on good ole planet earth. I'm sure circumstances could arise that make me change my mind though lol.

i mean if the earth keeps heating up the way it is now we are cooked (literally)

[Pr0m3th3us]

"im only gonna have 1 beer" and then in the next hour i have finished a whole bottle of vodka

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i mean if the earth keeps heating up the way it is now we are cooked (literally)

We could start mars only brewery 😮

Stay out of this demon, this is a HQ thread for HQ friends of Omni.

[Calmbot]

We could start mars only brewery 😮

Stay out of this demon, this is a HQ thread for HQ friends of Omni.

i classify as a friend of Omni now? 😭

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We could start mars only brewery 😮

Stay out of this demon, this is a HQ thread for HQ friends of Omni.

also i love the idea and we need to make something from the liquids of mars fermented

[Pr0m3th3us]

i classify as a friend of Omni now? 😭

Sshhhh don’t tell him. It’s all part of my plan.

First we get demon to use his influence to have Omni make a group. Then those members of said group eventually shitpost so much that we end up starting a space fairing company. Then we all end up going to mars and colonizing it.

See what Demon doesn’t realize is that since he’s a member of said group he will go to Mars also. Even though he claims he doesn’t want to.

[Calmbot]

Sshhhh don’t tell him. It’s all part of my plan.

First we get demon to use his influence to have Omni make a group. Then those members of said group eventually shitpost so much that we end up starting a space fairing company. Then we all end up going to mars and colonizing it.

See what Demon doesn’t realize is that since he’s a member of said group he will go to Mars also. Even though he claims he doesn’t want to.

im a brit so i know a thing or two about colonizing so this sounds perfect.

[DemonAsylum]

"im only gonna have 1 beer" and then in the next hour i have finished a whole bottle of vodka

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i mean if the earth keeps heating up the way it is now we are cooked (literally)

Surely, all of us here today will be gone by then anyway 😭🤣

[Pr0m3th3us]

im a brit so i know a thing or two about colonizing so this sounds perfect.

Awesome, see the team is coming together already.

Aliens from all around will come to drink our beer.

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Surely, all of us here today will be gone by then anyway 😭🤣

No dude Elon Musk is a friend of mine he let me borrow is tech, we can do it within 10 years easy

[DemonAsylum]

Awesome, see the team is coming together already.

Aliens from all around will come to drink our beer.

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No dude Elon Musk is a friend of mine he let me borrow is tech, we can do it within 10 years easy

Have Elon make you a beer bottle rocketship and the ability to live on Mars. A beer company can sponsor it and provide you with lifetime beer.

[Pr0m3th3us]

Have Elon make you a beer bottle rocketship and the ability to live on Mars. A beer company can sponsor it and provide you with lifetime beer.

We have thought about that, but it isn’t very areo dynamically stable on earth. That’s why Jeff uses a penis shape, it’s genius.

[DemonAsylum]

We have thought about that, but it isn’t very areo dynamically stable on earth. That’s why Jeff uses a penis shape, it’s genius.

Are we talking just the shaft or do the balls play a factor here as well?

[EmperorZurg-1]

Nah earth is a pretty awesome planet.

[DemonAsylum]

Nah earth is a pretty awesome planet.

What's your favorite part about it Zurg?