[toayo]

A couple of years ago when I was 14, I went to go check if my mom was home (as she's a single parent) and she wasn’t home. She was at work per usual and I noticed a pink curly vibration (at the time I didn't know it was that, I thought it was sum like ball you'd put into your mouth) I went to go grab it because she usually doesn’t leave stuff laying on the floor in her room. It was in fact, vibrator with all of the nasty stuff that you can imagine. I was home alone at the time and I didn’t know what to do with it so with my 14-year-old self I wanted to put it into my mouth I stuck it inside and it tasted awful like sour pineapple with honey mixed in, then right as I took a bite it started to vibrate around in my mouth like how an electric toothbrush would automatically brush your teeth. Yes that occurred in my mouth. I spat it out and ran to the bathroom to wash my mouth. I never went in my mothers room uninvited after finding out later what is was. She has never found out. I never told anyone this story. not even my closest friends or family. I felt like I was a fucked up kid for doing this so that's why 10 years later I'm now confessing

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[ᴨᴜᴌᴌ]

A couple of years ago when I was 14, I went to go check if my mom was home (as she's a single parent) and she wasn’t home. She was at work per usual and I noticed a pink curly vibration (at the time I didn't know it was that, I thought it was sum like ball you'd put into your mouth) I went to go grab it because she usually doesn’t leave stuff laying on the floor in her room. It was in fact, full wet vibrator with all that you can imagine. I was home alone at the time and I didn’t know what to do with it so with my 14-year-old self I wanted to put it into my mouth I stuck it inside and it tasted awful like sour pineapple with honey inside, then right after it started to vibrate around in my mouth like how you would brush your teeth. It was doing that with my mouth. I spat it out and ran to the bathroom to wash my mouth. I never went in my mothers room uninvited after finding out later what is was. She has never found out. I never told anyone this story. not even my closest friends or family. I felt like I was a fucked up kid for doing this so that's why 10 years later I'm now confessing

This is one of those things you never share with anyone.

[Crystal Lord]

A couple of years ago when I was 14, I went to go check if my mom was home (as she's a single parent) and she wasn’t home. She was at work per usual and I noticed a pink curly vibration (at the time I didn't know it was that, I thought it was sum like ball you'd put into your mouth) I went to go grab it because she usually doesn’t leave stuff laying on the floor in her room. It was in fact, vibrator with all of the nasty stuff that you can imagine. I was home alone at the time and I didn’t know what to do with it so with my 14-year-old self I wanted to put it into my mouth I stuck it inside and it tasted awful like sour pineapple with honey mixed in, then right as I took a bite it started to vibrate around in my mouth like how an electric toothbrush would automatically brush your teeth. Yes that occurred in my mouth. I spat it out and ran to the bathroom to wash my mouth. I never went in my mothers room uninvited after finding out later what is was. She has never found out. I never told anyone this story. not even my closest friends or family. I felt like I was a fucked up kid for doing this so that's why 10 years later I'm now confessing

LOOOL, and HF is perhaps the right place to confes about such thing, i cannot believe it how hilarious this is... XD

[Dredd]

At the end of the day you didn't do it sexually, you were a unknowing kid.

You've gotta remember you came out of that hole ain't nothing to be grossed out by. But yeah I'd keep that shit to yourself if the story is true.

Edit: User has definitely signed up to troll.