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I am a Brit. Roast the UK

Give it your best shot. I might even agree with you! ;)
Don't need to, you roast yourselves with the requirements of a TV license, eating blood clot pudding and beans in tomato sauce on toast.

And worst of all tuna on a damn baked potato.
Give us our 6 fucking counties back!
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(Aug 1, 2025 02:43 PM)Prepper Wrote:  Don't need to, you roast yourselves with the requirements of a TV license, eating blood clot pudding and beans in tomato sauce on toast.

And worst of all tuna on a damn baked potato.

That is typical. I don't do that though lol. What about a full English though?
(Aug 1, 2025 03:41 PM)justjack102 Wrote:  That is typical. I don't do that though lol. What about a full English though?

Swap the blood pudding for biscuits (American style) then not too bad, I would argue something like bushes maple baked beans would be much better for a breakfast over Heinz Tomato sauce beans.
(Aug 1, 2025 02:47 PM)Dystortion Wrote:  Give us our 6 fucking counties back!

As far I as I know all countries now are independent from the British Empire if that's what you mean.
Sam Pepper from there all need to be said
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(Aug 1, 2025 03:44 PM)Prepper Wrote:  Swap the blood pudding for biscuits (American style) then not too bad, I would argue something like bushes maple baked beans would be much better for a breakfast over Heinz Tomato sauce beans.

tbh, I don't like beans on toast. Used to have it as a kid though. Also, never had blood pudding (aka black pudding I guess). Doesn't sound nice.

The other day I cooked Eggs Benedict and home made fries for breakfast. Nice.
No one else in the world has to roast the UK, your government is doing it for us.
(Aug 1, 2025 03:57 PM)justjack102 Wrote:  As far I as I know all countries now are independent from the British Empire if that's what you mean.

Counties as in NI
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Ok...

All you do is drinking tea all day. You skip important letters and speak in a way that makes subtitles necessary. For some reason, you add the letter "R" to the end of some sentenses, and say "bloody" a lot and "innit" instead of isn't it. Your police visits people who don't pay the television license and arrest old ladies who think mass immigration has gone too far. On top of that, half the world now speaks english because you thought imperialism was fun. Perhaps the worst of all is that you're driving on the wrong side of the road. If i drove in England, I would be confused when approaching a "roundabout" as you call it. A crash would be inevitable. What's more... oh, Paul Joseph Watson is "bloody" annoying. All your jokes are sexual in nature. 🤔

Well, you asked for it. But I apologize. 😄
Ill shank ya 🤭
I just don’t understand the whole cigarette = f*g thing lol


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