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Poll: Should we keep Stanley as-is??
This poll is closed.
Stanley is the most important part of our HF community.
50.00%
9 50.00%
Flips Whitefudge is the most apt terminology for the forum overlord
22.22%
4 22.22%
Anything else is literally better
27.78%
5 27.78%
Total 18 vote(s) 100%
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Petition: Rename Stanley to Flips Whitefudge

Since a lot of change is happening around the world, and expected on HF, I'm officially kickstarting off 2026 with a formal quorum request: Changing the name of our dear soulless byte-holder robot Stanley into a more agreeable moniker, like, for example, Flips Whitefudge.

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This way, once a flip goes in the red, you can flip a finger at Flips. We could also coin a term for this specific situation - DoubleFlipping. 😎

Yay, nay, ARRR -> vote in the poll, Stanley's unberarable and has to go.
No , i love stanley and will not allow anyone to say a word about him
Love you stanley 💓
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Fuck Stanley.

We should be able to take loans against him to bet more.
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That is a good name but Stanley is a household name.
i voted for flips whitefudge for the luls
but stanley is love, stanley is life
What type of name is that 😭😭😭
Hell no.

Stanley forever.

Don't even THINK about replacing Stanley.

He may run our pockets everyday, we all love him.
Got a bounty on his head. He won't last long.
i hate stanley def should rename
As much as I hate the fact stanley made me bankrupt more then once by now, I still love the name, but he should see this as a reminder to give some more bytes to the poor.
The risk of not taking risk is riskier than comfort.

Never Deal Off-Site!
Everytime my flip goes in the red, we start versing:






(Jan 13, 2026 07:25 AM)Tyr Wrote:  Got a bounty on his head. He won't last long.

We tried the easy way out. All that's left is shoving a .9 caliber to the temples.

(Jan 13, 2026 10:18 AM)HerrWinston Wrote:  As much as I hate the fact stanley made me bankrupt more then once by now, I still love the name, but he should see this as a reminder to give some more bytes to the poor.

Than*
Oddsetting & coin tossing aren't bound to be profitable as a vehicular investment, rather the challenge of seeing real-time determinate balance fluctuations through a binary W/L should get a gamblers ventricular aorta pumpin'
I fully agree and back this statement and am willing to pay for the deed pole.


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