Hey fellas so I have something really important to offer. No leads, no "I trained a free model and am selling it for a shmillion dollars" and the likes.
A real, verifiable, amazing solid offer from yours truly.
You give me 200 bytes (Yes, that crazily cheap!) and I give you one of the following;
A. MS Paint Drawing of your choosing. Yes that's right, hand drawn, classic MS paint drawing, no AI here. You can put it in a picture frame, you can turn it into a poster, you can use it as your signature, you can do anything you want, it's the original NFT, yours will be unique to YOU.
Saterax is not a good artist*
B. I will answer ANY question of your choosing. Literally anything at all
Saterax doesn't know everything and will give you the information he knows*
C. A poem I write specifically for you, based off what you post and what I know about you!
Saterax is not a poet*
D. A photo of the inside of my fridge! (Woah!)
Tasting of food is not included*
(Imagine a line here, the thing is here but it wont add for some reason)
E. A simple python script that simply opens a tab to Darude Sandstorm! Or, the song or webpage of your choosing!
Not responsible for any edits made to the script due to being able to change it to a few hundred tabs opening within milliseconds of each other when editing the wrong thing.
F. A soggy paper towel, shipped directly to you through the US postal service!
The sog is from a cat, he likes throwing stuff like paper towels or napkins into the sink, this is not to encourage the behavior but profit off a particular situation :D
G. A photo of a random nearby object of your choosing, downscaled to a lovely high quality 50x50 image! And you bet it will be massively resized until the 50x50 fits a 1920 x 1080 frame! Perfect for a wallpaper!
H. Absolutely nothing, as just a friendly donation and you get a heart drawn next to your name in my diary
For a super cheap upgrade price, for 500 bytes I will create a unique beat in FL studio JUST for you! It will have an instrument and maybe not sound terrible!
Saterax is not responsible for the song sounding like absolute ass, he just learned how to use it, barely, sample can be offered*
For an even super crazier cheap upgrade price, for 1000 bytes you can have
My own feet pics! (Absolutely wild!)
Saterax is a guy with average looking feet and size 12, do whatever with it, why you would want it I have zero idea.
Start your contract now! These deals wont last forever!
For admins:
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Grab yours while supplies last!
A real, verifiable, amazing solid offer from yours truly.
You give me 200 bytes (Yes, that crazily cheap!) and I give you one of the following;
A. MS Paint Drawing of your choosing. Yes that's right, hand drawn, classic MS paint drawing, no AI here. You can put it in a picture frame, you can turn it into a poster, you can use it as your signature, you can do anything you want, it's the original NFT, yours will be unique to YOU.
Saterax is not a good artist*
B. I will answer ANY question of your choosing. Literally anything at all
Saterax doesn't know everything and will give you the information he knows*
C. A poem I write specifically for you, based off what you post and what I know about you!
Saterax is not a poet*
D. A photo of the inside of my fridge! (Woah!)
Tasting of food is not included*
(Imagine a line here, the thing is here but it wont add for some reason)
E. A simple python script that simply opens a tab to Darude Sandstorm! Or, the song or webpage of your choosing!
Not responsible for any edits made to the script due to being able to change it to a few hundred tabs opening within milliseconds of each other when editing the wrong thing.
F. A soggy paper towel, shipped directly to you through the US postal service!
The sog is from a cat, he likes throwing stuff like paper towels or napkins into the sink, this is not to encourage the behavior but profit off a particular situation :D
G. A photo of a random nearby object of your choosing, downscaled to a lovely high quality 50x50 image! And you bet it will be massively resized until the 50x50 fits a 1920 x 1080 frame! Perfect for a wallpaper!
H. Absolutely nothing, as just a friendly donation and you get a heart drawn next to your name in my diary
For a super cheap upgrade price, for 500 bytes I will create a unique beat in FL studio JUST for you! It will have an instrument and maybe not sound terrible!
Saterax is not responsible for the song sounding like absolute ass, he just learned how to use it, barely, sample can be offered*
For an even super crazier cheap upgrade price, for 1000 bytes you can have
My own feet pics! (Absolutely wild!)
Saterax is a guy with average looking feet and size 12, do whatever with it, why you would want it I have zero idea.
Start your contract now! These deals wont last forever!
For admins:
Spoiler (Click to View)
Grab yours while supplies last!
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