[Zimboo]

This contest is quite an effortless one, but not a simple post to enter.

I'll be straight forward, best person to give me a true/bullshit reason why they want the money gets it.

This contest would be based on 'emotionally' making me feel like you deserve it.

Contest ends in 5 days (26/07/2015)

Prize is $5.00 BTC

Let the best bullshitter win 🤝

If no one is chosen winner will be taken by random via post number.

[ComplexGenius]

I've spent the last 3 fucking hours trying to ewhore. This shit's bullshit. Doesn't work and i've made $0.00.
Simple. I want that $5.

[iReFuSe2LoSe]

Bought 9 eBooks on HF, promised that I'd earn money, but turns out this one website scammed me $30 as it told me it was a "membership fee", then the next day my account wouldn't work...? Wonder why...

[kəˈrɪzmə]

I just ordered a hooker but she might be dead so I could use this money to bury her

[Zimboo]

I just ordered a hooker but she might be dead so I could use this money to bury her

Haven't you ever been told, if you don't want to get caught don't move the body.

[SteCache]

Gello thank you for the contest I would like have the 5$ to be L33T to sell my CoC bot in the Premium Seller Section :)

[Kaiz3R]

I need some money because I'm broke asf.

[The Supreme Gentleman]

I walk for 10 miles, up hills and down valleys in the cold -20°. Through the pouring rain, hail, and snow to get to McDonalds so I can access HF daily.
Give the $5 to help me.

[eoNe]

Beacuse i want to buy some amazon gift cards.

[Krew]

I have always paid money to Nigerian Princes and they always ignored me afterwards :'(

[кяуρтση]

Well im going to be straight forward with you. I shit myself and i simply need more underwear

[Smyly]

My moms taking a shit and we don't have any toilet paper so I need to buy her some.

[Zimboo]

Last day to give me bullshit, hit me.

[Jur ツ]

i have no food no house no internet, i need to buy more time in this internetbar, please help! so yeah i could use some.

[RailBot]

Need money to invest into a project i have already lost way to much money on