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You're a true hero, thank you for saving us.
(May 16, 2014 04:21 AM)deiski Wrote: You're a true hero, thank you for saving us.
Lol thank you.
There is a few ungrateful cunts in this thread.
Well.. It is your loss of you don't think that this thread is good.
Don't come crying to me that Big Black Bob stuck is 12 inch cock in your tight assholes in the showers.
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
Paradise by the dashboard light.
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Great guide, Vitani. You should add to this that you can pick up the soap by breakdancing like a spider which would prevent others from deepfucking you.
And what the hell would Vitani's Mate know about avoiding that?
(May 16, 2014 04:01 AM)Shigbeard Wrote: Bend with the knees, not the hips. Bum points down, no opening for the D. What about the mouth? 👹
Good luck with sales.
People need to see this method.
It will save you.
^^
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
Paradise by the dashboard light.
(May 14, 2014 07:03 AM)Vitani's Mate Wrote: Welcome to my little tut on how NOT to get bummed in Jail/Prison.
Intro:
Everyone dreads of being bummed/raped in the asshole in the showers in prisons and jails and other complexes that contain criminals.
Do note that raping another guy is NOT gay. It is a act of violence. Anyone can potentially stick his meat stick in your asshole and make your asshole look like a purple doughnut that is freshly made.
How to make yourself aware:
- Make friends and get them to watch over your back and get them to protect you but make sure they are trusted because trust is key when you are in a prison and people that you trust will always help you in most cases..
- Make sure the shower is empty, nothing is better than having a shower all to yourself and not with guys who will probably rip you a new asshole.
- DON'T DROP THE SOAP! Like seriously. If a guy sees your tight asshole. That is a invitation.
Prepare:
- Learn martial arts. Nothing wrong in learning to defend yourself. You will need it, IF this situation happens.
- Anal stretching would be a good thing, just in case you loose the fight and you give up. It wont hurt as much.
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I actually worked in a prison, this will not always be the case. if you use this behavior, they will know and will spike you for it. Don't do this.
- Barret
(May 18, 2014 10:38 AM)TheBarret Wrote: I actually worked in a prison, this will not always be the case. if you use this behavior, they will know and will spike you for it. Don't do this.
- Barret
All prisons are different you know. lol
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
Paradise by the dashboard light.
Gay thread. If you don't want to be raped in jail don't go in as a faggot and don't become a bitch in there stand up for your self and that's it once people realize your not a bitch your not going to get fucked with as bad
Great thread... my favorite tip is the part about stretching your own asshole out to make it not hurt as much. I vouch for this method.
Simplicity>
Lol, nice guide you have here.. its very unique ;)
Had a good time reading it too :P
Anal stretching techniques? Or guide?
Vouch for this, vitani knows from experience.
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This is some very hacker material, thank you for this, Vitani.
Very comprehensive guide, 10/10.
However, you forgot to add don't be a pussy, and also to be ready to fight over extremely trivial things (such as someone trying to get your bag of chips).
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