[Dex‌]

deer jerky sounds like aids

bacon jerky is superior

[xxyyxx]

"just open it, Adobe"

lmao this had me dying

[FormerlyS]

SRSly answer me.

Does your teacher actually call you Adobe?

Like WTF

[Рing]

I'm sorry did you just say people at your school will exchange sexual favors for deer jerky?

[Ch0ke]

I still don't understand how you're a junior in High School and teach in college? Maybe I'm misreading something.

[GuyFawks]

Thats actually so funny. Im glad you didnt have any weed at school!!!
:D

[-TheOmen-]

Thats fucking hilarious. Humiliating the dick cop in front of his superiors hahah. Congrats friend.

[๖ۣۜDødgygeez]

SRSly answer me.

Does your teacher actually call you Adobe?

Like WTF

I am no longer his teacher, but I can verify that I do refer to him as Adobe.

Spoiler (Click to View)I'm not really his teacher of course, but in the OP it states that he was his OLD programming teacher. Get your fucking facts straight. <-- JK <3
I presume that he used his alias as a substitution of his name so that he doesn't expose his forename :) Either that or he put Adobe because it wasn't a real life scenario and he didn't think it through and the story was bullshit. But let's go with the first one :)
OT: (Click to View)That's a hilarious story, OP! I'd love to have an anecdote similar to that which had happened to me ^^

[Auxil]

I still don't understand how you're a junior in High School and teach in college? Maybe I'm misreading something.

My teacher never actually got her degree, and got the job a week before school started, and knows nothing of computers. She uses IE, and thinks binary is a coding language.

[Psilocybe cubensis]

Scary shit but mmm deer jerky with some obie-cue sweet rub love me some squirrel and dove too.

[windir]

hey man its me again... can i has some jerky man?? c'mon man, ill do anything ;D

[Auxil]

hey man its me again... can i has some jerky man?? c'mon man, ill do anything ;D

Of course man. Just when I give it to you, we will weigh it on my scale, and make sure no one is following you on the way home. No refunds, mayne.

[Zyptic]

I would of been an asshole and said get a search warrant.

[Maryjaneee]

ahahaha even if this is not true i laughed my fucking ass off, thank you op.
p.s. lemme get sum dat jurkeh

[Scarlett Johansson]

Thanks for this shit OP, made my fucking night lol.