[RelationShit]

Learn how to bio engineer a zombie virus and spread it. :)

Implying we are that smart
Implying you can't get busted and put in a jail for the rest of your immortal life #rekt

[Jwan]

take my skateboard out and do the scary 4 meter drop-in i've always wanted to do.

[Corpse]

Implying we are that smart
Implying you can't get busted and put in a jail for the rest of your immortal life #rekt

lrn2 greentext smith

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is put before the sentence unless you don't even know what greentext is.
inb4 "hur dur ya cant greentext on hf".
Try again kid. 😊

[RelationShit]

lrn2 greentext smith

>
is put before the sentence unless you don't even know what greentext is.
inb4 "hur dur ya cant greentext on hf".
Try again kid. 😊

We aren't on 4chan.
Fuck off dead corpse, you stink.

[Maxi]

I would win every X-Games. Every sport included in the X-Games I would be the champion.

[MrMorning]

The first 50 years will be fun when you stay at the age of 21, but then the people that you like starting to die, you would become more and more lonely.
I would try to collect as much knowledge as it possible and than after thousands of years I know everything that's possible, I got so bored I commit suicide.

[Private Network]

Take a shit on all the important people, like legit a shit.

[LastSession]

Finding a way to get unimmortal, lol. Being mortal has to be shit after a long period of time.

[SIM-2223238]

Starting a virus, and I will be the god.

ALL HAIL AGGRON

[zzyzx99]

I'd go to ISIS's HQ and tell them that i am american and that they should burn me alive.After setting me on fire i would pretend to be dead and then they open the cage to get me out i'd kill them all...

Spoiler (Click to View)i am not a 9 year old

[Mr. Corleone]

Most idiots here would tell the whole world, and be really open with it.
Just because you are immortal doesn't mean you can live freely. They will think you're the devil, and try to capture you and lock you up forever.

I would live with my family for a while, and after some years, I'd fake my death and study Buddhism, and go to Shaolin Temples, Meditate for YEARS and YEARS, trying to achieve states that has never been achieved before. And I'd stay hidden from the world.

I can't believe no one has thought of this.

[Rolls Royce Cars]

You guys know if you are immortal you still feel pain right? And you don't have super powers so you can still get locked up in prison...?

I wouldn't let anyone know because if the government finds out they will take you captured and do tests on you.

[Badge]

I'd join jackass to be quite honest and just jump of buildings and shit

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You guys know if you are immortal you still feel pain right? And you don't have super powers so you can still get locked up in prison...?

I wouldn't let anyone know because if the government finds out they will take you captured and do tests on you.

I know what you mean by the goverment will do tests on you, but also you wont feel any pain as OP said 'you wont get sick or hurt'

[MrMorning]

Most idiots here would tell the whole world, and be really open with it.
Just because you are immortal doesn't mean you can live freely. They will think you're the devil, and try to capture you and lock you up forever.

I would live with my family for a while, and after some years, I'd fake my death and study Buddhism, and go to Shaolin Temples, Meditate for YEARS and YEARS, trying to achieve states that has never been achieved before. And I'd stay hidden from the world.

I can't believe no one has thought of this.

I would like to do something similar with collecting knowledge. Meditate is also a good point I think.

[CoinSlinger]

That also includes invincibility 😝

I dunno....Be a one-man army and the US government will pay a hefty price when hiring me to win their fights.

I'd go base jumping without a parachute. I'd stick my finger into plugs, I'd get into cop chases and jump off roof tops and say "Fuck ye!"