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Macbook Internet Speed SLOW
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May 11, 2015 08:59 PM (This post was last modified: May 11, 2015 09:02 PM by Orchid.)
My MBP (Macbook Pro) is super slow, my PC is running fine, like the internet speed is 50/mbps but this MBP won't even load google.com

I have the 2015 MBP and I need help fixing this as I know nothing about Macs.

The speed is fine on my PC
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May 11, 2015 09:03 PM
When you say "Macs", are you referring to the popular yet unhealthy burger from McDonalds?
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May 11, 2015 09:03 PM
could be the stack of pizza boxes thats blocking the signal to your wifi
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May 11, 2015 09:03 PM
(May 11, 2015 08:59 PM)Orchid Wrote:  I know nothing about Macs.

Yeah somethin tells me you know a thing or two about them macs.
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May 11, 2015 09:04 PM
Are you sure that its not the wifi speed at McDonalds?
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May 11, 2015 09:04 PM
(May 11, 2015 08:59 PM)Orchid Wrote:  The speed is fine on my PC

The speed at which your heart beats isn't though
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May 11, 2015 09:04 PM
Fat contains estrogen cells which is the most dominant female hormone. Apple sensed you spontaneously grew a vagina and are simultaneously blocking you from the Mac Master race.
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May 11, 2015 09:06 PM
(May 11, 2015 08:59 PM)Orchid Wrote:  my PC is running fine,

I have reason to believe you aren't though
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May 11, 2015 09:07 PM
You guys are all super dicks...Why the fuck would you mess with this dude when he clearly needs help.

Dude Do this:

1) Open the mac up with 8tm screw-driver (can be found at walmart) and check for Sun chips inside it.
2) Move the foil paper from your router from the left over pizza boxes
3) Jack-off
4) Break your mac and buy a new one...Apple Logic
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May 11, 2015 09:08 PM
(May 11, 2015 08:59 PM)Orchid Wrote:  My MBP (Macbook Pro) is super slow,

It probably moves at a faster rate than you
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May 11, 2015 09:08 PM
(May 11, 2015 09:06 PM)Tonight Wrote:  I have reason to believe you aren't though

atleast his pc is actually running
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(May 11, 2015 09:07 PM)CupOfJava Wrote:  You guys are all super dicks...Why the fuck would you mess with this dude when he clearly needs help.

Dude Do this:

1) Open the mac up with 8tm screw-driver (can be found at walmart) and check for Sun chips inside it.
2) Move the foil paper from your router from the left over pizza boxes
3) Jack-off
4) Break your mac and buy a new one...Apple Logic

Sorry I got confused I thought he needed help with the speed at which he eats a big mac.
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May 11, 2015 09:11 PM
(May 11, 2015 09:08 PM)Apostle Wrote:  atleast his pc is actually running

LOL 🤣

I can't look at this thread anymore.
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May 11, 2015 09:14 PM
This thread made me legit cry tears of laughter holy fuck
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(May 11, 2015 09:15 PM)Satu Wrote:  If I get banned for harassment you guys better fix Orchid's diet before you help him fix his computer
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May 11, 2015 09:15 PM
If I get banned for harassment you guys better fix Orchid's diet before you help him fix his computer
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